Darth Vader's wet dream speaks! . . . Please come CAPTION Dick Cheney!!!

[skip fox]

Dick ("The great thing about infants? . . . You don't have to tenderize them.&quot Cheney is saying: "I have it on great authority that ISIS has discovered Saddam's weapons of mass destruction and is planning to attack the American homeland with them. . . . But the problem is, I can't get anyone in the current administration to listen. . . . which just shows how out-of-touch they are!"

[ZM90]

1. At least Darth Vader redeemed himself unlike Dick Cheney... n/t.

[olddots]

2. Mommy didn't love me

its not funny but I feel little Dicky was unwanted and has taken it out on humanity .

[SummerSnow]

3. Ugh, ugh , ugh

"This is how I really look when I remove my mask"

[liberal N proud]

4. That is a picture of puer evil

[Wellstone ruled]

5. Only Dickey would know about Saddam's WMD's.

It was he and Rummy who sold and delivered them to Iraq. Saddam was not a dummy like these twits imply,what did not get dumped on his own people or on the Iranian Armies,he buried or destroyed. This guy has zero CREED.

[skip fox]

6. "They say I don't have any credibility left.

I say, they just aren't paying attention."

[skip fox]

7. "It was just 'enhanced interrogation.'

I the process, somehow the terrorist prisoner lost his genitals. . . . That's not our fault. . . . Some of these just are not good at keeping track of things. . . . I repeat, it's not our . . . ."

[abakan]

8. What do you mean, I was never president?

Of course I was, just ask George.