"Trump gets all the attention. Who's looking at ME?" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("I'd like to dip my falafel in your hot sauce, okay babe?&quot O'Reilly is saying: "I'm not into conspiracy theories but there are some things that are so obvious that. . . . For example, did you ever notice how the black leadership like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, and yes, even President Baraka Hussein Obama, try to get African American youth all riled up so that they'll act out when confronted by white authority figures? They know that there will be hundreds of incidents where police officers will have to protect themselves with their weapons and then they figure black youth will respond in kind. . . . These so-called leaders know full well that when this happens Obama will be able to confiscate all civilian arms and . . . Well, who knows what terrible thing he's got planned next? . . . Like I say, I don't trust these conspiracy nuts, but this one is a clear as . . . "

[Takket]

1. Who's a piece of shit? This guy right here.

[Johonny]

2. Let's face facts America, Obama's a failure on the grand scale.

He's failed to repeal Obamacare, he's failed to stop Iran from using a nuclear weapon by using a nuclear weapon on them like Dick Cheney said we should, he's failed to arm every American citizen so we can feel safe at the movies sitting there watching Pixel with our assault rifle in the cup holder, he's failed to honor our most dishonest police officers when they need the honor the most, he's failed to stop gay marriage by nominating patriotic Supreme Court justices that ignore our constitution, he's failed to reduce the budget deficit more than he did, he's failed to keep quiet about racism, he's failed to take Uber to a Jeb! event because he hates technology, he's failed to tap more foreign leaders phones, he's failed to get fired on that Trump show, he's failed to stop the war on Christmas, and he's failed to be white. That's a huge track record of failure there folks. Anymore failure and he'd be Tucker Carlson. I kid Tucker because we all hate him here at FOX. No, really we can't stand the guy. Hey MSNBC are you listening, Tucker is available.

[skip fox]

3. A flair for the verbiage.

And mind, and satire, and comprehensive b.s., etc. Fantastic!

[olddots]

4. Ignore me

I'm just a human pimple .

[skip fox]

5. "About science, like logic, reasonable people can disagree.

Right?"