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AMES, IOWA (The Borowitz Report)Presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed a little-known episode of personal heroism from his youth on Saturday, telling an Iowa audience that he narrowly avoided capture in Vietnam by remaining in the United States for the duration of the war.
The Cong were after me, Trump said, visibly stirred by the memory. And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.
The former reality-show star said he had never shared his record as a war hero before because I dont like to boast.
He said that he only disclosed the episode now because the way this nation treats our deferment veterans is a disgrace.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-heroically-avoided-capture-in-vietnam-by-staying-in-u-s
Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)Mccain, Trump, who gives a shit about either one?
tavernier
(12,393 posts)Borowitz hits a home run!
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Masters at "Nailed It!"