David Letterman returns from retirement to deliver scathing Top 10 list on Donald Trump

[IDemo]

Saying he was “glad to be out of the house” a retired and now bearded David Letterman was a surprise guest at a Steve Martin and Martin Short show at San Antonio’s Majestic Theater Friday night, saying Donald Trumps’s entry in the 2016 Presidential race made him realize he retired too early.

“I was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content, and then a couple of days ago Donald Trump said he was running for president,” Letterman said, pausing a beat to add. “I have made the biggest mistake of my life, I tell you.”

Letterman then proceeded to tick off one of his famous Top 10 lists, listing ten “interesting” facts about the bombastic businesman.

A selection includes, “That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack,” and “Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds, 250 with cologne.”

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/watch-david-letterman-returns-from-retirement-to-deliver-scathing-top-10-list-on-donald-trump/

[lpbk2713]

1. Go Dave.

[RKP5637]

2. K&R! n/t

[Tom_Foolery]

3. That was golden...

Dave should do a one-man show.

[sueh]

4. Hilarious! Great to see Dave again.

[Monk06]

5. I love when Dave forced Trump to stand in the freezing cold on the roof next door to the Sullivan

theater to catch footballs. It was one of his stupid human tricks pranks. He made Trump look like has been begging for TV time.

[Stardust]

6. Thanks for the LOLs! K&R

[emsimon33]

7. I laughed so hard!

Thank you so much for posting this!!!!! I miss Dave!

[Cassidy1]

8. I once went to his show.

Free tickets because they need to fill the theater. Yes freezing cold. Theater is smaller than it looks. Standing outside waiting to get in was almost like a party.