We got a real dandy here in Sheboygan...

[Archae]

Sounds like he's wanted on warrants elsewhere, and trying to avoid them.

Do you know this man? Suspect claims he’s Calvin Klein, Heath Ledger

Sheboygan County authorities are trying to identify a man in custody who will only refer to himself in celebrity names.

District Attorney Joe DeCecco says the man has called himself “Calvin Klein” and “Heath Ledger”.

The man was arrested June 29 for theft from a supermarket. He had no identification.



http://wbay.com/2015/07/07/do-you-know-this-man-suspect-claims-hes-calvin-klein-heath-ledger/

[KamaAina]

1. Does he have a pulse?

If so, he's not Heath Ledger.

[tymorial]

2. I love the name of your town

Sheboygan. Its so fun to say.

[Joanie Baloney]

3. Not Calvin Klein

Calvin would never be caught (heh, heh) with dog poop on his shirt.

Unless it was a Shih-Tzu.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. Maybe that name was written in his underwear.

Yes, that was a Back To The Future reference. You're welcome.

[Joanie Baloney]

9. Thank you for that!

I figure most of my movie references go over (under) people's heads or are too old for anyone to remember. Nice to see I am wrong.

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. that is a bleach spot

[GeorgeGist]

4. Sounds like you've got an empathy deficit in Sheboygan.

[Archae]

6. Huh? You actually sticking up for this guy?

[Comrade Grumpy]

7. Well, his biggest known crime is shoplifting.

[Archae]

8. So far.

If he is only guilty of shoplifting, why is he giving the fake names?

Like I said, it sounds more like he's trying to avoid a warrant from elsewhere.

Most likely one that's really bad.

[MineralMan]

10. Yah, could be a mental disorder, too.

I don't know, and neither do you. Let the pros figure it out, OK? I'm sure he has fingerprints. It takes some time to ID someone who doesn't know who he is, if that's the problem.

[hifiguy]

11. I've been to Sheboogie a few times.

Friend of mine in college was a native. Nice town, though I met the original prototype for Annthrax Coulter on one visit to my friend's folks house. A sensible-looking middle aged woman who refused to stop ranting about the "greatness" of Joe McCarthy.

The brats are excellent and there is a bar on every other corner.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. You could also have a mentally ill man that for whatever reason

does not remember his name.

here is just one possibility

http://www2.nami.org/content/navigationmenu/inform_yourself/about_mental_illness/by_illness/dissociative_identity_disorder.htm

Not assuming the worst of people at times would be refreshing.