Nanny-Stater Sarah (pronoun and syntax slayer) Palin Tells America How To Raise Kids Good
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The Fartknocker Report: Nanny-Stater Sarah Palin Tells America How To Raise Kids Good
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The Sarah Palin Channel has resumed its previous publication schedule, pumping out two videos (combined run-time: 3:26) in the last week. The first video, “Raising Patriots,” features Palin telling hard-working Americans how to raise their own goddamn kids, because Sarah Palin feels as though she is fit to offer parenting advice for some reason.
Twenty-three of the video’s 106 seconds are devoted to Palin listing the places she visited on her 2011 bus tour, footage from which is the gift that keeps on giving in SarahWorld. But at the 55-second mark, Palin pulls on her jackboots and steps on American families’ throats, for freedom.
Moms and dads have a responsibility to address the patriotism gap that’s been created by a pop culture too cool to acknowledge the benefits of this great nation.
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In this week’s second video, Sarah talks about facts and figures and proves one of two things: either she is terrible at math, or she assumes you are.
Did you know that the federal government owes around $100 trillion more in Social Security benefits than other programs?
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But, here’s the tax-the-rich answer that, uh, becomes a cop-out: America can’t tax its way out of debt. In 2010, millionaires and billionaires in America earned $840 billion. Now, even if the federal government took all of their income, every penny of what they make, every last cent of it, it would be about $11 trillion, according to the Census Bureau. Even if our government stole every single penny of their money, $11 trillion, that would still not be enough to pay off our debt!
So, the next time you hear someone, just, say, y’know, they’re spewin’ their solution being, “Well, we’re just gonna tax the rich,” you know immediately that nah, they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about, they’re not serious about our national debt crisis.
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