"Last night I dreamed I was a cockroach sprayed with repellent." Please come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!

[skip fox]

Steve ("Hell, I snack on DDT!&quot Doocy is saying: "Listen, we know Hillary Clinton's interview with Brianna Keilar of CNN won't occur until tonight, but let me take this opportunity to say how out-raged with it we are going to be tomorrow morning! . . . It will be a breach of all journalistic ethics and a testament to liberal cronyism! . . . And Keilar's presuppositions will be legendary! . . . Can you believe these people??"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story with a Fox & Friends clip:


http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/07/07/fox-news-sets-standards-for-cnns-clinton-interv/204274

[malaise]

1. Rec for a brilliant headline

[skip fox]

2. "And remember, morning goes better with

the fiends of misapprehension giving you a jalapeno high-colonic of mis-information and other dire entanglements of words so when it's over you feel better since the direct pain is gone and you think something was accomplished, at least if you're over 60.""