Donald Trump gets into Twitter war with Modern Family writer—is obliterated

[Cali_Democrat]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/07/06/1399563/-Donald-Trump-gets-into-Twitter-war-with-Modern-Family-writer-is-obliterated

Because nothing says "presidential material" like engaging a television show writer in an online flame war, the Donald got a little bent out of shape the other day when Modern Family writer Danny Zuker made fun of how much of a hypocrite the Donald Trump is:

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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh well, he got you, Donald. But, hey, he's a comedy television writer who writes for a wildly successful and award winning comedy television show about the modern American extended family—with gay people and people of color all held together by humanity.





You should probably stop, Mr. Trump. This guy writes for a living and he writes in short joke forms.



Teehee.



http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/07/06/1399563/-Donald-Trump-gets-into-Twitter-war-with-Modern-Family-writer-is-obliterated

[sharp_stick]

1. That was not pretty

Trump isn't used to it when people talk back, Danny Zuker made him look like the pathetic douchecanoe he is.

[Initech]

35. No but it was pretty funny.

[grahamhgreen]

39. Danny trumped him ;)

[ohnoyoudidnt]

57. Yes. Being surrounded by yes-men and brown nosers has given him a false sense of his wit. nt

[Mnemosyne]

2. Too funny! nt

[Scurrilous]

3. Hah!

[hifiguy]

4. tRump is unilaterally disarmed when

engaging in a battle of wits. A toenail-chewing imbecile.

[malaise]

5. That was brutal

[senseandsensibility]

6. DT thinks he won that exchange

and so do his followers. That's why I am very afraid for this country. You know, at one time chimpie was a joke. But TPTB decided to sell him to the sheeple, and guess what? It wasn't really that hard.

[TeamPooka]

40. DT defines a win by the number of times he calls you a loser.

[bpj62]

7. Know your opponent

Never ever get in an argument with a comedian or a writer. They will cut you so quickly and you will never know it. That exchange was so one sided but you know that Donald Trump will do his best to minimize it when he is asked about it.

[blogslut]

8. Fun to see this again.

The short-fingered vulgarian twitter-blocked Mr. Zucker a good while ago. But, as Danny tweeted today:

Best thing about my feud w/ @realDonaldTrump going viral: The 1000's of your replies he must sift through to find a compliment to RT!#thanks

[Cha]

22. "Best thing about my feud w/ @realDonaldTrump going viral: The 1000's of your replies he must sift

through to find a compliment to RT!#thanks"

Mahalo, blogslut~

[Omaha Steve]

9. Our granddaughter loves Modern Family

She binge watches it by request.

Trump is out of his league!

OS

[smiley]

10. I expect

Trump is tirelessly working on getting this guy fired.

[3catwoman3]

11. Trump is si thin-skinned...

...I'm surprised he hasn't bled to death from shaving.

[Beaverhausen]

12. This happened two years ago

Trump has had lots of Twitter wars. He's an idiot.

[shenmue]

13. Ba dum bump

[ToxMarz]

14. Can anyone even imagine Obama, Hillary or Sanders engaing

In a twitter war. At most a true Presidential candidate would leave it to surrogates to troll around social media.

[ecstatic]

52. Ya know? ! He's a clown though, so this fits right in.

And it's hilarious! !

[Salviati]

15. Trump would be obliterated in a twitter feud with Horse_ebooks

[MoonchildCA]

16. I was ready for the Donald to say,

"I know you are, but what am I?"

[OldRedneck]

17. So . . .

What I take away from this exchange is that a billionaire business mogul has nothing better to do with his time than to fire off childish insults at a journalist.

[Springslips]

44. No it is even worse...

At a sitcon writer.

[spanone]

18. k&r...

[JohnnyRingo]

19. Hilarious!

Especially funny that Trump apparently thinks he was putting him in his place using simple insults like moron. Yeah, Zuker's an idiot and a "loser" with a #1 TV comedy. hahahaha

[underpants]

55. TRiUMPh the insult comic derp

[MisterP]

20. oh GOD he sounds exactly like Neil Fifer

http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-assholes-who-found-this-article-by-googling-themselves/

[Cha]

21. "The one thing donald didn't inherit from his daddy is a thesaurus"! A thing of beauty..

Mahalo Cali!

[calimary]

27. LOL!

YOIKES, dude, don't get into a witting war with a TV comedy writer! Donald Trump. Born on home plate. Assumes he owns it, too.

[SunSeeker]

23. Zuker was having a battle of wits with an unarmed man. nt

[Liberal_in_LA]

25. exactly.

[Liberal_in_LA]

24. whoa! thank you Danny. this reminds me of when Trump was throwing insults at Rosie Odonnell

[Warpy]

26. This confirms my opinion of him as a none too bright blowhard.

All he's got are "stupid" and its synonyms. I can tell why the man has gone bankrupt on other people's money so many times. He's as bad a businessman as his limited repartee suggests.

[patricia92243]

28. He is unbelieveably childish. Calling people names is something small children do. n/t

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

53. Jon Stewart recently compared Trump to a six year-old in his need to

put his name on everything.

[samsingh]

29. this title wonderfully, was not an exaggeration! Donald the moron got toasted by Danny the Wit.

trump is increasingly pathetic.

I don't think he'll be able to show his repulsive face at the next correspondent's dinner.

I think he is going to be a spontaneous laughing stock.

[raouldukelives]

30. Ohh. My sides.

[dawnie51]

31. Interesting reading.....

Trump is incapable of reply. He name calls, and when that doesn't work, he invokes the talking points. When that doesn't work, he name calls, then the talking points. Can you imagine having to live with this person? No amount of money would be worth his bloviating and bile. Melania is earning her money!

[Iggo]

32. Smoked!

[Kablooie]

33. Trump must love this.

hes getting more attention than he ever has and that's his goal, not winning the presidency.
He must be on cloud 9.

(What the hell is cloud 9 anyway? Heaven for cat lives?)

[awoke_in_2003]

34. Never fight (real) wrestlers or comedians

Both will get you twisted up.

[abakan]

38. I like this one, I think it fits.

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

[C Moon]

36. After reading that,

it's extremely difficult to understand the press taking his bid for Pres. seriously.

[amuse bouche]

37. Zuker is simply awesome

Btw Donny has been waring with Zuker for at least a year. Zuker sure has stepped up his game

[berni_mccoy]

41. Trump came to a battle of wits completely unarmed...

Well I suppose that would describe any battle of wits for Trump...

[WilliamPitt]

42. Brought a butter knife to a cannon fight.

[DesertRat]

43. This exchange happened 2 years ago.

Tue Jul 07, 2015 at 10:07 AM PT: A reader brought to my attention that this twitter battle happened 2 years ago! I've changed the opening but the glorious part of the story is that Donald Trump's terrible ideas stand the test of time.

[packman]

45. Didn't Trump answer that charge about his clothing

being made in China with something along the lines of if America would lower their min. wage , he'd make his clothing line here. After all , he's just an entrepreneur making a buck.

[Angry Dragon]

46. Can Donald prove he did not import his hair from China??

[panader0]

49. I want to see the birth certificate on that "hair".

[marble falls]

47. Trumperstiltskin. Can't wait till he picks this up later. He'll get the formerly funny.....

Dennis Miller and come off like never was funny Victoria Jackson. We're living in surreal times.

[randr]

48. There is no doubt that the Trump is a narcissist

His illness is treatable and it is unkind to make fun of the handicapped.

[DebbieCDC]

50. To paraphrase the immortal words of Hawkeye Pierce to Frank Burns:

You invite abuse Donald. It would be impolite not to return it.

[Cleita]

51. Thom Hartmann read your whole post on his show this morning.

[Thespian2]

54. fascinating insight...

on the part of Danny Zuker...

[noiretextatique]

56. The Donald

got his ass handed to him Thanks, Danny Zuker