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SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)
Sun Jul 5, 2015, 04:06 PM Jul 2015

Here she is. You want a good laugh today???

Relax, Sarah Palin just solved California's drought crisis

By Mark Frauenfelder at 5:21 pm Fri, Jul 3, 2015

People smart enough to pay $99.99 a year to subscribe to the Sarah Palin Channel learned that their winking maverick hero has solved the California drought crisis.

“You might ask, though, why don’t they just fix the infrastructure problem, why don’t they just build more reservoirs and plants? After all, California is a coastal state. It’s got a whole ocean right there, water all around ya.”

Why didn't Jerry Brown's college-boy scienticians think of it first? Because they are all a bunch of atheists and global warming propagandists!

http://boingboing.net/2015/07/03/relax-sarah-palin-just-solved.html

http://national.suntimes.com/national-world-news/7/72/1395381/sarah-palin-california-drought-build-more-reservoirs

*this link is more detailed*
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Here she is. You want a good laugh today??? (Original Post) SummerSnow Jul 2015 OP
a hundred dollars a year? for THAT? irisblue Jul 2015 #1
Too bad they charge for the channel shenmue Jul 2015 #2
Your'e right , the crazy should be free SummerSnow Jul 2015 #4
lol Liberal_in_LA Jul 2015 #3
She'll be promoting Gatorade next! yallerdawg Jul 2015 #5
I was always taught that desalinization of ocean water was very expensive bluestateguy Jul 2015 #6
You're giving Sarah way to much credit. GeorgeGist Jul 2015 #7
Somebody pour her a nice, frosty glass of seawater Warpy Jul 2015 #8
When the Mount Rushmore for utter blithering morons hifiguy Jul 2015 #9
There are limits to watching this circle jerker wink people off for so long... MrMickeysMom Jul 2015 #10

yallerdawg

(16,104 posts)
5. She'll be promoting Gatorade next!
Sun Jul 5, 2015, 04:13 PM
Jul 2015

"Idiocracy" was written by some guys who came back in a time machine, ya know.

Warpy

(111,392 posts)
8. Somebody pour her a nice, frosty glass of seawater
Sun Jul 5, 2015, 04:48 PM
Jul 2015

Bet she can't get more than a few swallows down.

Who needs comedy when you've got ignorance on parade?

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
9. When the Mount Rushmore for utter blithering morons
Sun Jul 5, 2015, 05:31 PM
Jul 2015

is sculpted, there can be no doubt she will be on it.

Digging holes in the ground, err, reservoirs, does nothing when the aquifers have been tapped out.

MrMickeysMom

(20,453 posts)
10. There are limits to watching this circle jerker wink people off for so long...
Sun Jul 5, 2015, 05:40 PM
Jul 2015

I think I had enough after 30 seconds went by. There are too many stupid people to watch lately.

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