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Sometimes I just can't think of anything to say.CNN)"A man who apparently mocked alligators, then jumped in the water -- despite warning signs -- is dead after being attacked in Texas.
Orange County Police were called to Burkart's Marina near the Louisiana state line early Friday morning after reports that Tommie Woodward, 28, and an unidentified woman were swimming in a bayou and had been attacked by a large alligator.
Woodward's body was found several hours later. The woman was not injured.
Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price told CNN affiliate KFDM that Woodward ignored verbal warnings and a posted "No Swimming Alligators" sign and seemed to mock the deadly creatures before going in the water.
"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said..."
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html
HFRN
(1,469 posts)they're very sensitive
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)Not only are they sensitive, they are embarrassed about their inability to swim.
BrotherIvan
(9,126 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)And good with ketchup.
Vinca
(50,300 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)First he tasted like buffalo.
Then buffalo chicken.
Finally, just chicken.
yuiyoshida
(41,835 posts)Especially snapping turtles!
HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)GitRDun
(1,846 posts)TheOther95Percent
(1,035 posts)There are more than a few candidates, but this should put him front and center.
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)for the young woman with him to get out of the water. Then he was pulled down a second and last time. There was no mention of whether he had reproduced before that night. He was 28, so had managed to survive adolescence to adulthood...almost.
As for the Darwin awards, other candidates should include those who apparently often feed gators at the dock this kid jumped off of. Not that there's any need to train alligators to associate us with food, of course -- they are born doing that.
Also regarding potential candidacy, last year we purchased a vacation property with pond and marsh with plenty of gators on two sides -- including a long stretch just 25 feet from our patio and mobile home. A 10-1/2-footer likes to hang out close by, but not because anyone's irresponsible enough to feed him or her. FWIW, we haven't rehung the previous owners' swing between two palms on the water's edge and I at least never step out at night without scouting the territory, whoseever it actually is.
Warpy
(111,309 posts)in the water or at the water's edge. They don't hunt on land so the patio is safe.
While they can run fast, they can't run far and it doesn't seem to occur to them to drag anything on dry land, not even the 25 feet you are from their home.
Feeding alligators is one of the dumbest things I've heard of in a long time.
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)one keeping pace with someone strolling casually along about 15 feet from the water -- until warned. We purchased to be closer to "nature," and as it turns out not to actually be part of it.
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)Logical
(22,457 posts)johnp3907
(3,732 posts)If the sign said "No Swimming Alligators" that must mean the water is the safest place.
smiley
(1,432 posts)sarisataka
(18,731 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)elehhhhna
(32,076 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Jeff Murdoch
(168 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)hlthe2b
(102,327 posts)Then again, it does underscore basic Darwinism.
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)kath
(10,565 posts)aikoaiko
(34,182 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)I just spewed Twinings English Breakfast tea. It may be wrong, but that is what happened.
BrotherIvan
(9,126 posts)exboyfil
(17,865 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)frogmarch
(12,158 posts)the warning sign as saying there are no swimming alligators there - or that alligators are not allowed to swim there. Better signs are needed.
Never smile at crocodiles or mock alligators!
MelungeonWoman
(502 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)ruffburr
(1,190 posts)STUPID,
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)The longest recorded length for an alligator is 19' 2'. This animal was trapped in the early 1900's in the State of Louisiana.
liberaltrucker
(9,129 posts)alphafemale
(18,497 posts)I got this.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)maybe he should try a different golf course...
0rganism
(23,960 posts)constantly setting an excellent example for others
the alligator was quite polite, all things considered
i didn't see if he got his ball back at the end
snooper2
(30,151 posts)people are fucking stupid
kairos12
(12,865 posts)NBachers
(17,133 posts)ms liberty
(8,590 posts)Florida man knows gators will kill you...
Solly Mack
(90,778 posts)That somehow you're smarter or faster than the alligator. You're not.
Tragic. Stupid. Senseless.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)Although they are probably smarter than you were.
thelordofhell
(4,569 posts)johnp3907
(3,732 posts)For hittin' 'em on the head.
Tipperary
(6,930 posts)Apparently stupid kills as well.
cloudbase
(5,524 posts)where you're not at the top of the food chain.
kath
(10,565 posts)teh Stoopid, it burns!
Logical
(22,457 posts)bluedigger
(17,087 posts)A few die tragically, a few die heroically, most die unremarked by all but their close associates, and a very few manage to do it amusingly. I think he earned a laugh one final time.
CANDO
(2,068 posts)I laugh my ass off at the dumb bastards who are injured/killed messing with animals for sport. Bull riding immediately comes to mind. So does bull fighting. They get their asses messed up, and I laugh hysterically because the ignorant bastards didn't have the better judgment not to be doing what they were doing.
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)We may you presume you cover yourself in ashes and dress in sackcloth after these tales. Really?
Logical
(22,457 posts)DFW
(54,424 posts)Gators are SO sensitive..........
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)without figuing out that fucking around with large, dangerous animals that can and will kill you, is a RILLY TERRIBLE idea, is beyond belief. How fucking stupid can someone be?
Gothmog
(145,452 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)nothing good ever happens when a sentence starts that way
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)'Fuck the alligators!'
PatrickforO
(14,586 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)Tom and Ray Mogliozzi, the hosts of Car Talk, had a segment about famous last words. In the movies, when one of the good guys is killed, he usually manages to choke out some brave statement to his comrades. "Never give up, boys!" "Keep em flying, Leftie!" Something like that. But Tom and Ray thought actual last words would be different, more along the lines of, "I wonder what this switch does..." or "Hey! Watch this!" Alligator man reminds me of the second one.
tularetom
(23,664 posts)Said the pilot of this airliner just before he disabled the plane's only functioning engine.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/02/transasia-crash-pilot-pulled-wrong-throttle-shut-down-sole-engine
Not as funny as "Blank the alligators" but still...
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)T+1:05............CDR..... Reading four eighty six on mine.
(NASA: Routine airspeed indicator check.)
T+1:07............PLT..... Yep, that's what I've got, too.
T+1:10............CDR..... Roger, go at throttle up.
(NASA: SSME at 104 percent.)
T+1:13............PLT..... Uhoh.
T+1:13.......................LOSS OF ALL DATA.
http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/transcript.html
Botany
(70,551 posts)Great last words, "fuck the alligators."
But now they will have to kill the gator because it is a man eater.
RandySF
(59,076 posts)malokvale77
(4,879 posts)My son introduced me to them.
Thank you for posting that.
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)There are pictures of this guy.
Good article.
PufPuf23
(8,804 posts)They just saw easy lunch, sort of an alligator-style put the coals on the barby.
Monk06
(7,675 posts)Response to Contrary1 (Original post)
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B Calm
(28,762 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)aspirant
(3,533 posts)This guy didn't know that the gator's judicial system outlawed rape: verdict, death penalty.
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)He was from St. Louis.
There is stupid everywhere.
This is like the guy from Maine who shot fireworks from the top of his head.
Just read about that. He died also.
Kaleva
(36,320 posts)""No Swimming Alligators"
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)It was dark, the beer was cold.
Seemed like a good thing to do.
He was off for the holiday.
It was hot and humid outside.
Let's swim with a large gator near by.
Most likely did it before and nothing happened.
Only takes once.
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Orrex
(63,219 posts)Someone should have come to his gator-aid.
MisterP
(23,730 posts)texanwitch
(18,705 posts)The guy who killed the gator lets his children swim in the bayou.
I think this gator may have been in the area for a long time. It was a big gator.
Rex
(65,616 posts)says good money on the giant CARNIVOURUS reptile as opposed to the 7 or so million years on a small furry mammal (that still seems to be really stupid at times).
"Say, one of you guys drop a cell phone? I hear it ringing (tickling my tonsils)...why not hop in here and answer it?"