America's Favorite After-Dinner Turd. . . . Please come CAPTION Sherrif Joe Arpaio!!!!

[skip fox]

Joe ("Keep your hands out of your pockets!&quot Arpaio is saying: "What in the hell do they want anyway. . . To keep them safe, I was ordering 1,500 volunteers with semiautomatics and bullet proof vests (helmets with visors were even preferred), to stand inside of every black church service in the state this Sunday . . . Hell, I was even making sure my guys had multiple fifty-round clips! . . . . And you know what the black pastors told me? . . . Would you believe it? . . . They said it sounded racist, like all the parishioners would be under my power. . . . Racist???? . . . Geez. . . These are really simple people!"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/06/arizona-black-churches-say-no-arpaios

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2. lmao.. done. This one is the winner.

No more captions needed.

[skip fox]

3. "Are you kidding? . . . It's easy to pick them out!

If they giggle when you goose them, they're a f . . . . Well, I can't say it, 'cause if I say it you'll call me a homophobe, . . . whatever that means."

[skip fox]

4. "Whatdoya mean? . . . How hard would it be to start the nukes flying?

How hard? . . . I'll tell you how hard. . . . If that red button was right here, right now, I'd push the thing. . . . Clean up some sh*t and start over again, if you know what I mean! . . . . How goddamned hard is it to push a red button, anyway? . . . I thought you said it was gonna be a hard question or something. . . . Geez."