"You say 'tomato' and I say 'tornado.'" . . . Please come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!

[skip fox]

Steve Doocy is saying: "Well, I for one think it's ludicrous that Kurtis Cook lost his job as a firefighter just cause he posted that Dylann Roof did a good job when he mowed down that Bible study group in Charleston. . . . For one, what happened to free speech in this country? . . . And for two, that wasn't a racist statement. . . . Not at all. . . . I'm sure he'd be almost as glad if a black man had done the job. . . . Tell me, Barbara, where am I going wrong?"


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Above CAPTION based on nothing except what Doocy might like to have said in the wake of Cook's firing, covered in Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/21/kurtis-cook-dylann-roof_n_7633358.html

[ann---]

1. So he never actually said it?

Not sure anyone would say such a thing as that.

[skip fox]

2. No, you're right. CAPTIONing at DU is creative and used for satirical purposes.

But we often try to channel our subjects' essence or write down what they would like to say if they thought that they could get away with it (as here).

[Cracklin Charlie]

3. I have a caption

And it will make all the usual viewers tune in...

"Lady forgets to wear lower half of her outfit on Fox and Friends".

Tune in tomorrow to see if she forgets to wear the upper half!

[underpants]

4. LOL

Doocybag: "Can possibly help our viewers by showing just LITTLE more tease?"

[Johonny]

5. +1

What's with the low angle camera shots? Could they be more obvious?

[skip fox]

6. Doocy is saying: "I'm thinking Murdock has two, low-swinging, hairy,

jizz-packing, hormone-barking dachshunds!"