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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBREAKING: Jeb Bush Hires Yoga Coach So He Can Pull His Head Out Of His Ass, Put It Back At Will
Breaking news, so no link yet.Kennebunkport, ME: Jeb Bush is taking a break from his 2016 Presidential aspirations to spend time at the Bush family compound in Kennebunkport. Bush was briefly interviewed on Friday afternoon upon his arrival at Portland International Jetport, and was clearly enthusiastic about the Yoga coach he had just hired. "It's SO neat," he enthused, "because now, whenever I want to pull my head out of my ass I can, but if I decide later that I want to go through life with my head up my ass, I can pop it right back in there."
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BREAKING: Jeb Bush Hires Yoga Coach So He Can Pull His Head Out Of His Ass, Put It Back At Will (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Jun 2015
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hifiguy
(33,688 posts)1. !!!
lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)2. He might also need some industrial strength cologne.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)3. you mean if he just stood up straight
it wouldn't pop back out?
Response to LiberalElite (Reply #3)
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Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)4. I want jeb to be their nominee
which will expose that crime family once and for all.\
JEB doesn't realize all the shit we have found on that family since the 80 and this time real independent media will take him down.
rurallib
(62,416 posts)5. If his bid for president fails, he can be a spokesperson for whatever
shampoo he uses. Wouldn't want to appear in public with - uh - remnants of his previous position.
Response to Miles Archer (Original post)
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Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)8. Looking at the three of them,
now there is a Mt Rushmore of Eeeeecccchh. (no offense to the real Mt Rushmore).