CBS news captures the humanity and power of Trump.........screenshot

[Ichingcarpenter]

[pinboy3niner]

1. LOL! Now they'll have hell toupee!

[hootinholler]

2. They'll be combing the brushes for an answer!

[WhiteTara]

6. especially when he wigs out!

[Human101948]

13. As Moe of the Three Stooges once said, "Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?!!?"

Ya moran!

[Initech]

23. The media will be combing over the files for answers!

[calimary]

36. DUzy!!! DUzy!!!! DUzy!!!!!

That may be the DUzy of the YEAR, pin boy!

[pinboy3niner]

38. Thanks, but the 'hell toupee' joke originated before I was born

It does, however take a brilliant mind to properly apply it.

[Spazito]

3. That's a hair raising caption!

[Gloria]

4. My, he's aging well....his hair is no longer orange but

has turned statesmanlike gray....

[amuse bouche]

21. I think it's made of gold threads

[Camelback]

5. He's 70 years old, claims to be worth 9 BILLION and has name recognition

Even if he spends only 10% of his net worth he blows everyone else out of the water.

The state of Minnesota once elected an aging, balding, over the hill broken down professional wrestler as governor.

Stranger things have happened.

[MohRokTah]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[spanone]

16. bwahahahahahaaa.....

[gregcrawford]

31. Whoa, DUDE!

That's not funny! Ah, fuck it; yes it is!

[calimary]

37. Welcome to DU, Camelback!

Glad you're here! He's his own pet billionaire! And he's his own billionaire's pet at the same time! Whattaguy!!!

I'm still laughing from Jon Stewart's first segment last night!!!

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/gyhfub/democalypse-2016---white-house-don

[Octafish]

7. Socialism for the Oh-So-Social.

How many times has he been bailed out by bankruptcy?

Just what the USA needs.

[turbinetree]

9. I can actually see "Stars"

through his hair

[pinboy3niner]

11. In these parts, we call that...

..."lice."

[turbinetree]

12. That is funny............

[Alkene]

10. "I'm really rich" may also refer to other than wealth.

As in, that's rich: something false that is so outrageously off the mark, it's ridiculous or preposterous.
Both uses apply to Fuckface Von Clownstick.

[sarchasm]

39. Most accurate campaign slogan EVER!!

Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I'm really rich!

[AlbertCat]

14. I thought he was bankrupt....

..... several times.....

[forest444]

15. I guess he should be,

what with all the times that banks and the ever-generous U.S. taxpayer bailed his fat tush out.

[marble falls]

17. Sez the guy who claimed Merv Griffin beat him out of tens of millions in NJ Resorts and....

Casinos. Merv Griffin snookered the Donald. Hows he going to handle Kim Jung Un?

[Cryptoad]

18. Just the shear fact that,,,

he was not laughed off the stage,,,, scares the dooky out me!

[green917]

41. He wasn't laughed off the stage

Because the majority of "supporters" in the crowd were paid to be there!

[Mr.Bill]

19. This guy couldn't make money with a fucking casino.

But I'm voting for him because he stood in front of more flags than the other candidates.

[hifiguy]

27. How in HELL is it possible to

go BROKE running a god damn CASINO?? And he's done it more than once!

[Initech]

20. Lewis Black had a great rant on the Daily Show a while back about the Trump.

"Finally this is what I've been waiting for my whole life - a leader who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying asshole!!!!"

[Mnemosyne]

22. Someone needs to stop the attack on his head by whatever creature that is hanging on there. nt

[eggplant]

24. Hey! Have more respect for his Vice President! n/t

[Mnemosyne]

25. Oops, my bad! nt

[hifiguy]

26. "What a maroon! What an ignoranimous!

What a ta-ra-ra-GOON-de-ay!!!"

- Bugs Bunny

[longship]

30. That's "ca-ra-ra-goon-dee-ay"

My best to you.

[SaranchaIsWaiting]

28. Trump: The Hair Apparent.

[longship]

29. Yet another GOP hair thing.

Rand Paul wears a rabid weasel on his head. Trump wears a rabid squirrel.

Who would vote for either?

[BlueMTexpat]

32. Inadvertent truth indeed. eom

[marble falls]

33. This headline:

?1434539775

[AngryAmish]

34. I'm loving every minute of this.

[raouldukelives]

35. EPA? Your fired! OSHA? Your fired! SEIU? Your fired! Yay Wall St! nt

[YOHABLO]

40. Well someone like Trump better be wealthy and fund his own campaign, no one else would.

Someone like Trump would have no problem with pushing the button without any forethought. He's an idiot.