John Hagee Calls For “Prosecuting Women Who Say God’s Name During Intercourse”
The pastor reprimanded: “But, nowadays you have people committing sin everywhere you look, including Houses of God, which are the holiest of places.”
Asked how the situation could be bettered, Hagee replied: “Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”
http://www.newslo.com/gods-name-during-intercourse/
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This might be the single craziest thing any jebus-wheezer has said yet, which is a remarkable accomplishment.
I suspect they found that men calling out "Satan!' was perfectly understandable and forgiveable.
...he's never been able to make a woman (or man) say those words.
I am laughing so hard at Hagee' statement, I can barely breath!
Does he not realize that men and women who say this during the heat of the moment, are not intentionally saying this? You're basically incoherent. What you say (or scream or moan) isn't some well-thought-out speech! It's the blatherings of someone who's barely coherent and probably doesn't even know their own name, at the time.
OH GOD, OH GOD! OH GOD!!!!!
I think you just nailed it!
And I'll ALSO have what she's having...
He's NEVER heard those words while having sex.
ok. Ya got me!
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should never be allowed in the vicinity of amateurs.
rocktivity
she'd simply have their vibrators electrocute them.
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Just get a message saying "That's not your message!"
People usually just copy & paste the results into their post.
Took me a minute to figure out what was happening.
I didn't check the link. Didn't care what it said, wasn't hide worthy. This is hilarious either way, satire or reality. But kudos to the author for some really funny shit.
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oops!
That wasn't even in the heat of passion. Really! I swear!!!
I don't know if I believe you. He's going to want to know before he decides not to call the cops.. You have video to prove it? 
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"I'll have what she's having."
this is the factual part:
“One of the things that the Bible has consistently denounced is the taking of the Lord’s name in vain. In fact, one of the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament states: “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain” (Exodus 20
). The word “vain” means “for no reason” or “useless.”
“Thus, God was instructing the Israelites to avoid using his name in a useless, disrespectful way. Instead, the Israelites were supposed to revere the name of God and use it in a serious, considerate way. Many of the ancient Israelites were so respectful of the name of God that they would not even pronounce it or write it for fear of using it in vain. Those who did write it would often throw away the quill they had used, because they thought that any quill that had written God’s name was holy and should not be used for regular words.
“Dr. John Hagee, the founder and senior pastor of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas,
The rest they made up
the last bend of sanity it is now in "Here There Be Monsters" territory.
