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Playinghardball

(11,665 posts) Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:18 PM Jun 2015

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Ted Cruz: I just recieved another message from God...

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Ted Cruz: I just recieved another message from God... (Original Post) Playinghardball Jun 2015 OP

K&R irisblue Jun 2015 #1

K. R 99Forever Jun 2015 #2

Great meme Gothmog Jun 2015 #3

K&R, love it!...n/t ms liberty Jun 2015 #4

LOL jwirr Jun 2015 #5

Now that's funny! ladjf Jun 2015 #6

To quote Aaron Sorkin "why isn't the first question out of any Exilednight Jun 2015 #7

Given the use of the acronym alcina Jun 2015 #8

In any other context... gregcrawford Jun 2015 #9

That question has baffled me for years. hifiguy Jun 2015 #16

Yes, it's the Capitol Hill Sanitarium. Fuddnik Jun 2015 #20

It majority bullying. nm rhett o rick Jun 2015 #23

. Omaha Steve Jun 2015 #10

Here's what God was singing: DFW Jun 2015 #11

Now, you have to remember...this was God talking. Contrary1 Jun 2015 #12

maybe it really meant Thav Jun 2015 #13

LOVE IT!!!!! calimary Jun 2015 #17

Yup - Great. Marie Marie Jun 2015 #19

Priceless! abakan Jun 2015 #14

He's sent them texts; they decided it was spam and deleted. Shrike47 Jun 2015 #15

Clueless... SoapBox Jun 2015 #18

K &FR! Dont call me Shirley Jun 2015 #21

Unless the punctuation was a lighting bolt. Half-Century Man Jun 2015 #22

LOL lordsummerisle Jun 2015 #24

That should win an award. Enthusiast Jun 2015 #25

irisblue

(33,036 posts)

1. K&R

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:22 PM

Jun 2015

99Forever

(14,524 posts)

2. K. R

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:25 PM

Jun 2015

Gothmog

(145,631 posts)

3. Great meme

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Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:28 PM

Jun 2015

ms liberty

(8,607 posts)

4. K&R, love it!...n/t

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Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:30 PM

Jun 2015

jwirr

(39,215 posts)

5. LOL

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Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:30 PM

Jun 2015

ladjf

(17,320 posts)

6. Now that's funny!

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:40 PM

Jun 2015

After he finds out what STFU means, let's hope that he will carry out God's will. nt

Exilednight

(9,359 posts)

7. To quote Aaron Sorkin "why isn't the first question out of any

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:45 PM

Jun 2015

Reporters mouth 'what does god sound like?'"

alcina

(602 posts)

8. Given the use of the acronym

Reply to Exilednight (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 01:55 PM

Jun 2015

I'm guessing god must have texted him. I sure hope the number was blocked....

gregcrawford

(2,382 posts)

9. In any other context...

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:03 PM

Jun 2015

... those who listen to what the voices in their heads tell them are heavily medicated and locked in a padded cell.

How is it okay when they claim it's God calling, but not when they say it's The Great Pumpkin, or George Almighty? The infinite subtleties of religious fanaticism elude me.

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

16. That question has baffled me for years.

Reply to gregcrawford (Reply #9)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:38 PM

Jun 2015

Are there no loony bins?

Fuddnik

(8,846 posts)

20. Yes, it's the Capitol Hill Sanitarium.

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #16)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 03:18 PM

Jun 2015

aka, Congress.

rhett o rick

(55,981 posts)

23. It majority bullying. nm

Reply to gregcrawford (Reply #9)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 05:00 PM

Jun 2015

Omaha Steve

(99,760 posts)

10. .

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:05 PM

Jun 2015

DFW

(54,447 posts)

11. Here's what God was singing:

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:09 PM

Jun 2015

Contrary1

(12,629 posts)

12. Now, you have to remember...this was God talking.

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:17 PM

Jun 2015

For Rafael, it had to mean "Savior Ted For the USA.

Thav

(946 posts)

13. maybe it really meant

Reply to Contrary1 (Reply #12)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:25 PM

Jun 2015

Silly Tallywhackers Forgetting Undies
or
Seven Termites For Uganda

But we all know what it really means. Mr. Cruz is starting a new band and the name is:

Sisters Tuning Four Ukueles

calimary

(81,521 posts)

17. LOVE IT!!!!!

Reply to Thav (Reply #13)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:44 PM

Jun 2015

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

19. Yup - Great.

Reply to calimary (Reply #17)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 03:17 PM

Jun 2015

abakan

(1,819 posts)

14. Priceless!

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:27 PM

Jun 2015

I can think of quite a few repubs God should have this conversation with.

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)

15. He's sent them texts; they decided it was spam and deleted.

Reply to abakan (Reply #14)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:37 PM

Jun 2015

SoapBox

(18,791 posts)

18. Clueless...

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 02:45 PM

Jun 2015

And I'm thinking that most messages he gets are from Satan.

Dont call me Shirley

(10,998 posts)

21. K &FR!

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 03:48 PM

Jun 2015

Half-Century Man

(5,279 posts)

22. Unless the punctuation was a lighting bolt.

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 04:45 PM

Jun 2015

You just can't be sure ted. So ask for a resend while you run around a golf course during a thunderstom carrying a twelve foot stick of conduit.

lordsummerisle

(4,651 posts)

24. LOL

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 09:00 PM

Jun 2015

Enthusiast

(50,983 posts)

25. That should win an award.

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 11:58 AM

Jun 2015

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