QUIZ: Are You Black?

[Capt. Obvious]

It is a question that has plagued the minds of men and women for centuries: “Am I black?” many have wondered. Today—in light of the Rachel Dolezal news, in which the white NAACP president of the Spokane, Washington chapter pretended to be black for the last decade—we rid you of any and all uncertainty with our fool-proof quiz: Are You Black? Take it below.

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https://www.qzzr.com/quiz/9dbde67b-89ce-4445-bba2-9a179db07bfd/fi9xdWl6emVzLzc0NjEw

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

1. Laugh!

I was tempted to choose the multi-word answer, just to see what the results would be

[Capt. Obvious]

2. That was her response to a reporter

[treestar]

4. It says No

as the answer when you choose that answer, which a picture of the lady in question.

[pscot]

3. Turns out I'm not

I suspected as much. I can see how you came by your name.

[Travis_0004]

5. "I don't see race, People tell me I’m white and I believe them because I like Mitt Romney."

-Quote by Steven Colbert

[ileus]

6. I kept getting no at first.

Finally on my third attempt I got the answer I wanted.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. I took it three times, selected each answer once ...

... each time the answer was "no", not black.

Maybe I should tape over the computer's camera, then try it again?

[snooper2]

8. Hilarious

Pretty SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION lol

[bravenak]

9. Awesome!

I got a yes. I wonder what she got.