Pizza Hut’s newest creation is a pizza with a 28-hot dog crust...

[TeeYiYi]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/10/pizza-huts-newest-creation-is-a-pizza-with-a-28-hot-dog-crust/

Just a little public service announcement.

TYY

[In_The_Wind]

1. No thanks!

[Jefferson23]

2. Yikes...it looks like fake toes or something...ack. n/t

[GummyBearz]

3. Carl's Jr is busy figuring out how to layer this into a hamburger

[LittleBlue]

4. lol

A Carl's Jr exec might be reading DU. Don't give them any ideas .

[Bosonic]

15. It's already a horrible reality (at least the hot dog bit)

[Mosby]

18. 1190 calories, 2330 mg sodium, 80 gm fat.

[GummyBearz]

23. Yea I saw the commercial for it the other day

Hot dogs and potato chips on a burger.

They do have the cheese already built-in. Just put a 3rd slice of bread with some sauce and pepperoni's below the cheese... boom! hambur-dog-izza with potato chips! Don't forget to add extra ketchup

[Omaha Steve]

5. My granddaughter and I tried the bacon wrapped pizza when I was watching her

This isn't much different.

http://littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Pizza/BaconWrappedCrustPizza.aspx

[onethatcares]

10. how was it?

Just wondrin?

[Omaha Steve]

11. Terriffic

[KamaAina]

25. I missed out on that last time I was near a Little Caesars

My friend kept talking, and talking, and talking, and by the time I got there, it was 8:15. "Hot 'n' Ready from 4 to 8."

[demmiblue]

6. Meanwhile, in Hong Kong:

vimeo.com/128447033

[dembotoz]

17. That is really really cool

[Cal Carpenter]

7. I think it stops being a pizza at that point

Holy Shit. I am a comfort-food lover. I eat well most of the time but I love to PIG OUT once in a while. Various kinds of meat and cheese and bread can make me very happy.

But even to me, this looks fucked up, man. I don't think so...

[TeeYiYi]

14. Yeah, it's crazy. How about this...

Remember the KFC Double Down sandwich? It was a bacon, Swiss and pepper jack cheese sandwich with two fried chicken fillet buns. Yes, instead of bread, there was direct fried-chicken-to-hand contact.
<snip>
This massive sandwich contains 540 calories, 32 grams of fat, 150 milligrams of cholesterol and 1,380 milligrams of sodium. If you opt for the grilled chicken version, it comes in at 460 calories, 23 grams of fat and 1,430 milligrams of sodium.

TYY

[Mosby]

16. A chipotle burrito has 1000 to 1300 calories

just saying.

add it up for yourself:
http://chipotle.com/nutrition-calculator#/category/1

[Scootaloo]

30. Out of curiosity, I bought one of those

It was like chewing rock salt. I tossed it out the window while waiting for the ferry.

That is the first time I have ever seen seagulls refuse to eat something.

[hifiguy]

31. If a freaking

SEAGULL won't eat it you can draw your own conclusions.

Seagulls are feathered, flying garbage cans.

[jmowreader]

34. "Direct fried-chicken-to-hand contact" is how you're SUPPOSED to eat fried chicken!

The "KFC Double Down" sandwich is two pieces of fried chicken glued together with melted cheese. Ninety percent of the people who run around screaming about how this thing is proof of the downfall of civilization would slurp down a three-piece without a second's forethought - and a three-piece contains more chicken.

[xfundy]

8. Vomit inducing.

[hifiguy]

9. Gross. And everybody knows pizza box pony art is vastly cooler anyway

[gollygee]

12. That's as silly as the pizza topped with other pizzas

[NuclearDem]

13. This is why we can't have nice things, America.

[backscatter712]

19. MURICA! FUCK YEAH! n/t

[olddots]

20. Carls Junior has a new product ( crap )

a cheese burher topped with a hot dog and fucking potato chips ..ya gotta see this ad because it is so over the top .If you make a good pizza you don't need frosting but thats too logical.

[TeeYiYi]

22. Yikes...

TYY

[Calista241]

21. That looks disgusting. n/t

[Drahthaardogs]

24. This is porcheria.

Not pizza

[valerief]

26. Uncut pizza. Really? nt

[Scootaloo]

28. Oh god, let's avoid the cut vs. uncut debate on DU!

[valerief]

29. Hey, I didn't put penises on pizza!!

[Scootaloo]

27. Know what this needs?

[Kip Humphrey]

32. Is this the cannabis forum?

[Tipperary]

33. That made me feel a little bit ill.

Who thinks these things up?

[MurrayDelph]

35. Well, the options are

a: Come up with flashy new gimmicks to sell pizza, or

b: Make a quality product that people want to buy because it's good.


For some reason, the big companies always think a is the answer.

Me, I live in a small town, so I have to drive 35 miles to another town to get a quality pie. And I drive past five pizza chains to do it.