Cruz: 'Tom Brady was framed' by Hillary

[kpete]

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) poked fun at Hillary Clinton's use of private email by suggesting she was responsible for the New England Patriots' under-inflated footballs.

"Let me start by saying — Tom Brady was framed," the presidential candidate said during a weekend stop in Massachusetts. "Now I'm not willing to pander on much, but on that ... Tom Brady was framed."

"And I will say this: I have it on good authority that Hillary Clinton did it. Why do you think she deleted her emails?" Cruz joked.


http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/243751-cruz-tom-brady-was-framed

[sharp_stick]

1. Nobody in Congress

has lamer or more dated jokes that Ted Cruz.

One way you can tell that you'll never hear a decent joke from someone is that after he fires one off he either laughs at it himself or pauses and looks around waiting for a reaction that never comes. This moron does both of those at the same time everytime, and yet he's too damned stupid to figure it out for himself. Sadly nobody around him has the stones to tell him that he's an idiot.

[arcane1]

8. His Kennedy impression was terrible too

There is NO danger of anything like "President Cruz"

[liberal N proud]

2. Ted Cruz - Crazier than Glenn Beck, GW Bush and Ronnie Reagan combined

[F4lconF16]

3. Okay, I laughed.

It was a stupid joke coming from a total nitwit, but hey, I like stupid jokes.

[lunamagica]

4. Those Republicans are really terrified by the prospect

of having Hillary as the Democratic nominee. They show it more and more with each passing day.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

5. Si.

[lunamagica]

10. OO. (I hope I got that right)

[lame54]

7. Won't they be relieved when Bernie steals it from her

[lunamagica]

11. That's what they are hoping for.

Many Sanders supporters say that Bernie is attracting Republican voters.

Sure he is. They are just hoping he gets the nomination so they can destroy him in the GE

[lame54]

14. And then they will be surprised...

because anybody who can beat Hillary will destroy whatever clown they choose

[lunamagica]

16. I really doubt that will happen...

but, we'll see

[lame54]

18. normally probably not...

But this is an extra extra long campaign season and that works in Bernie's favor

[Arkana]

6. He could blow David Ortiz on the mound at Fenway

and MA would still hate him. With good reason, because he's a smarmy, childish anarchist who's never been told "no" in his life.

[lovemydog]

12. And that is why I love MA!

MA people are smart and liberal and can see through bullshit quite well. (Except maybe some of their sports team fans but hey most sports team fans are like that.)

[Arkana]

13. Also voters in off years. We did elect Charlie "Frankengovernor" Baker.

[mythology]

15. Don't forget Mitt Romney and Scott Brown

Fortunately I've only lived in the state for two of those three idiots.

[nichomachus]

9. Nobody knows more about deflated balls than Ted Cruz n/t

[Paulie]

17. Worst person in sports! Ted Cruz