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Hamptons PD marine patrol officers will be on the lookout for swimmers, surfers and boaters in distress, and will issue tickets to unlicensed operators of motorboats and to operators of all boats that are not carrying personal floatation devices. We could even depth charge a large shark, should the need arise, Hirsch said.
The submarine travels between 30 and 35 knotsor 56 to 65 kilometers an hour. It can travel almost the entire distance of the Hamptons southern shore in about 70 minutes.
Along with the submarine, Hamptons PD has recently acquired a whole slew of military equipment, Hirsch revealed. As we speak, my men are doing various drills and practice engagements, including Free-for-All, Team Deathmatch, Mercenary Team Deathmatch, Headquarters, Capture the Flag, Team Tactical, Kill Confirmed and Search and Destroy scenarios, he said.
I can't make this shit up.
http://www.danspapers.com/2015/06/hamptons-police-acquire-surplus-submarine/
HooptieWagon
(17,064 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)Make it up, that is. Someone in the police department is having a little fun with the media, or the public, or both. A 30 knot sub has to be a nuke, and there's no way a local police force is getting a nuclear powered submarine. Also, a submarine does not fire depth charges. This is pretty funny. Even more hilarious if the PD said it with a straight face.
hootinholler
(26,449 posts)Nice photoshop on the page though. IRL that sub would be grounded where it is shown.
MicaelS
(8,747 posts)The key is the last paragraph.
These are are video games.
Warpy
(111,332 posts)because that's going to take a couple of Lamborghinis and maybe a pleasure palace or two to buy, even as surplus. Don't tell me the police budget stretched to a sub, not even the Hamptons police budget.
ETA: Thank gawd it's satire. You never know these days.
Exilednight
(9,359 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)nope, ain't gonna happen.
petronius
(26,603 posts)and a lot of money wouldn't substantially change my basic level of joy and satisfaction, the truth is that I really want a submarine. Maybe not one as large as the one this PD really didn't get, but just something with a lot of windows that can go down a few hundred feet for 8-10 hours or so. With grabby-arms, of course. Is that too much to ask?
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)aircraft carrier... really who cares.....
MineralMan
(146,325 posts)The source is humor.
spanone
(135,862 posts)from their website...
A HERETIC I AM
(24,376 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)See? There's good news, right there.