Comic Tweets
"The reason Mitt Romney went to France during Vietnam was so that no one would cut his hair against his will."
--Hank Thompson
"Romney's evolving beliefs: he's moved from forcing a schoolmate to take a haircut to forcing America to take a haircut on Social Security."
--Jim Earl
"Mitt Romney is sooooo gonna bully that kid on the cover of Time in ten years."
--Josh Ryan
"Really not looking forward to the cover of Time Magazine's Father's Day issue."
--Matthew O'Brien
"Whether he wins or loses, 2015 is the earliest year Mitt Romney can claim he was always in favor of same-sex marriage."
--John Fugelsang
"'My thoughts on "intelligent design" are evolving.' -- Ironic Rick Santorum."
--Josh Malina
"President Obama's new campaign slogan is "Forward." He wanted to evoke the inspiring imagery of a chain email from your parents."
--Jess Dweck
"Someone call Equifax: Mitt Romney is waaay over his limit on his taking credit card."
--Lizz Winstead
"Romney silent as supporter says Obama should be tried for treason. Hey, Mitt, even Jimmy Carter would have said something."
--Frank Conniff
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