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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI went to the hardware store today. (political tie at end of post.)
My local ACE Hardware. I was installing a new window AC to replace the balky, noisy old one in our living room window. Such jobs always end up with at least one hardware store run.
I drove into the parking lot and noticed several people standing around, looking at something. After I parked, I saw what it was. Over by the propane refill station was a black Ford F150 pickup, with a guy standing by the tailgate. A few feet away was the largest wild Tom turkey I had ever seen. He was in full aggressive display mode, tail all spread and red warty neck growths and wattle all aflame.
The truck owner was flummoxed by this. Clearly, he wanted to get in his truck and leave, but was completely intimidated by this 15 pound bird. The other spectators were all standing well back, too.
I decided to step in. "I'll distract him, so you can get in your truck," I said. Then, I walked toward the turkey. He fluffed himself up even more, gobbled loudly and headed for me. Not having showy tail feathers, I did my best Boris Karloff monster walk, and loudly imitated the gobbling. I walked steadily towards Old Tom, and he kept coming toward me. The showdown was imminent.
When only three feet separated us, Tom stopped dead still, deflated and folded his tail feathers. He put his head down and stood still. I walked over and skritched his head.
The people in the parking lot all started laughing. The guy with the pickup gave me a nod and got in and drove off. I walked down to the store entrance, with Tom Turkey following close behind.
The political tie? Bluffing is a common strategy in politics. You can either be cowed by it, stand around as an observer or call the bluff and face the bluffer down. Its a choice. Turkeys, like political opponents are often just fluff and show. Face them down, and they'll often fold their tails and give up.
PowerToThePeople
(9,610 posts)Joined the turkey in attacking the truck owner such as we are seeing with the TPP currently.
MineralMan
(146,327 posts)PowerToThePeople
(9,610 posts)Though we disagree often on political issues, you have my respect.
TexasProgresive
(12,158 posts)MineralMan
(146,327 posts)Maybe it'll show up on YouTube.
hollysmom
(5,946 posts)that I should have an umbrella handy and as they puff up their feathers, I open and close the umbrella and that makes the all run away.
But, yes, I have been terrified by a dozen turkeys surrounding my car and not letting me into the house. or keeping my dog from walking outside. I hear that they can weigh up to 25 pounds and mine were huge, they were over 4 feet high when stretched. and you have no idea how scary it can be when you have a bunch of them looking at you and pecking at the windows when you are in a car.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)MineralMan
(146,327 posts)maybe so...
GP6971
(31,203 posts)The turkey didn't "stand his ground"
MineralMan
(146,327 posts)Typical.
GP6971
(31,203 posts)PowerToThePeople
(9,610 posts)Republicans are spineless unless they have a gun to kill you with.
GP6971
(31,203 posts)They have many other methods. They'll kill us in numerous ways.
BillZBubb
(10,650 posts)Kudos to Woody.
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)MineralMan
(146,327 posts)Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)KT2000
(20,586 posts)My story is that I came home and drove down the driveway to the garage. Ziggy cat darted in front of the car to sniff the juniper bush to the right of the car. I honked so he would run off - but noooo! He went into the garage and lay down right where the car is supposed to be. He is an obstructionist and not too bright. He cannot be trusted to even save himself from harm. I just decided to put the car away later. He wasn't bluffing - he just too - you know.
Nictuku
(3,617 posts)So good that I just read your post out loud for my mother. We both concur.
MineralMan
(146,327 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,831 posts)And yes, it's possible to call their bluff although they are large and intimidating.
Where I used to work, in Eagan, there was a flock of them that hung out in a field behind the building. Sometimes they would chase cars as they entered the parking lot. One afternoon a few of us were watching out the window as a big tom turkey was trying to figure out how to get to the six or so females that were on the other side of the chain-link fence separating the parking area from the field. The tom, who was on the parking lot side, was running back and forth and back and forth, while we were laughing uproariously and calling out, "Hey, did you know you can fly?" Finally one of the guys couldn't stand it any longer, ran downstairs and through the parking lot, waving his arms and yelling at the tom. When the guy got only about 6 feet away (still yelling and waving), the turkey finally remembered he could do that thing, and flew over the fence to be with his harem. I rofl'd.
I guess turkeys consider flying to be an emergency procedure only.
MineralMan
(146,327 posts)Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)Sort of like giant ruffed grouse, they beat their wings with an immense whirring sound. I remember walking into the woods early one morning on a deer hunt & kicking up a whole mess of them. The first one scared the Bejesus out of me.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,690 posts)I can nearly see you doing the Boris Karloff monster walk and loudly gobbling at the turkey!
Well done!
malaise
(269,157 posts)Ha
3catwoman3
(24,035 posts)...to have seen IRL.
I also like the political tie in. Our party should try it.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)MineralMan
(146,327 posts)Gobble-gobble.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)NBachers
(17,135 posts)An East Bay friend posted this picture from his front yard: