Jebbie Bush...Jesus H Christ on a Crutch!!!

[MarianJack]

Last edited Fri May 15, 2015, 10:37 PM - Edit history (1)

So now we don't need the Affordable Care Act because five years from now we MAY be able to get a friggin watch...SHIT!

I'd certainly expect a lot more from our first Hispanic President (remember that one, too?).

I cannot believe that I am now convinced that Jebbie is even more stupid than Dubbya. The scary thing is that in the early years of the 21st Century, brains are NOT a requirement to be a Republican/teabagger candidate for President. Of course, brains aren't needed. Remember, Little Ricky Santorum said that the "smart people" will never be on THEIR side. Holy shit in a shotglass!

PEACE!

[orpupilofnature57]

1. A breath of fresh air .

[MarianJack]

13. Actually,...

...I consider Jebby to be a breath of fresh flatulence.

PEACE!

[Raine1967]

18. Aww come on, MarianJack…

You know Jebby wears Eau de Bush toilette in an attempt to make his family crap seem more paletable…

[mahina]

40. I think it's pronounced Yeb.

That's the Hispanic pronunciation.

Listening to him, I just want to smack his face. And I'm a nonviolent person.

I used to be concerned that he would take the election. I'm sure he would if he could, but I now think that the more his smug condescending idiot face is shown in public, the better our chances.

That he had the gall to show his face in public- amazing. He should be ashamed. He gave the Presidency to W.

[rurallib]

2. so far jebby's major contribution

is to make brother George look good.
Got to admit, that is hard to do

[MarianJack]

12. I'd thought that it was impossible!

YIKES!

PEACE!

[CherokeeDem]

3. But.... but...

Momma Bush said he was the smart one!!!

[MarianJack]

15. Yeah, ...

...Like SHE is a good judge of brains!

PEACE!

[CherokeeDem]

19. Not hardly....

The evil witch and her evil spawn... not a brain cell among them...

[MyOwnPeace]

4. And consider...........

what kind of electorate are we dealing with when a$$-hat Ricky can still consider himself a viable candidate?

[MarianJack]

16. Ricky "OOOPS" Perry!

JEEZIS!

PEACE!

[Thespian2]

5. Momma got it wrong, of course...

the smart one is Marvin...he is an expert in moving American jobs to other countries...

The Bushies have always been criminal...even Neil...

[MarianJack]

17. And lucky US,...

...it was Jebbie & dubbya who ran for office. I just can't wait for George P!

PEACE!

[tiptonic]

6. Lets not forget

Lets not forget Prescott (not sure the correct spelling) Bush and this dealings, with Nazi Germany during WWII. Or Prescotts father (happily can't remember his name) during the 20s and 30s and their attempted coup of FDR. What a family of true patriots.

[MarianJack]

20. Of course they're patriots, you silly!

They're loyal to themselves!

PEACE!

[ellennelle]

7. a family affair

this is precisely parallel to that moment when papa bush was running the second time, and was completely astounded at the bar code machinery at the grocery store!!

that was in 1992; barcodes were pretty common by the mid-80s, if i'm not mistaken.

totally. clueless. family. (see barbara wasting her beautiful mind, for example.)

the truly entitled.

[MarianJack]

22. Don't forget...

...being stuck in the Astrodome as "working out quite well" for Katrina victims.

PEACE!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

8. Holy Shit in a Shot Glass ? where you from MJ?

I absolutely love that line and had never heard it before!

I missed it - he really is on the repeal bandwagon??

[panader0]

10. Yeah, that one got me too...

[MarianJack]

24. Hello from Winthrop, Maine...

...from this Philadelphia native.

Shit in a shotglass is my own invention! As well as "Piss in a pie tin" & "Fuck in a fish tank". What can I say? It's a gift!

PEACE!

[BadGimp]

9. Holy Turds in a Tornado

[MarianJack]

25. NICE!

PEACE!

[Kablooie]

11. Leaders need brains. Puppets work better without them.

I don't expect he would be allowed to govern.
He will just be a front for others to manipulate.

Just like his brother.

[MarianJack]

26. Yes, and...

...it worked out SOOO well with his brother!

PEACE!

[Kablooie]

31. W's puppeteers were quite well rewarded financially for their efforts.

I'm sure they wouldn't complain at all.

[MarianJack]

34. True!

Too bad for us peasants, I guess!

PEACE!

[AngryDem001]

14. That's because they EAT brains.

And they all caught Mad Cow disease.

[MarianJack]

27. Or maybe...

...mad dumass disease!

PEACE!

[Archae]

21. You expect any diffferent?

From a guy who covered up big time for his corrupt kids?

[MarianJack]

29. With the BFEE...

...I expect nothing that is either good nor positive!

PEACE!

[SoapBox]

23. Dumb as dirt.

[MarianJack]

44. Given TODAY's Republican/teabagger party,...

..."Dumb as Dirt" may well be the campaign slogan that secures the Republican/teabagger 2016 nomination...YIKES!!!

PEACE!

[NBachers]

28. With George, he was kind of an affable unknown quantity- "How bad could he be, really?"

With the Republicans pile-driving their Clinton Fatigue, and Gore's admittedly wooden Gorebot communication, it was easy to imagine that maybe we needed relief, and a new direction.

I remember a This Modern World cartoon: "Let's just elect him, and see what happens."

I always thought there were elements of "With George Bush, it's just like a real-life version of the glamorous Dallas TV show!"

With Jeb, the unknown quantity is erased. We know exactly what kind of nightmare the Bush name represents; we are living in it. His series of gaffes and mistakes will harden people against returning to the Bush Hellscape. And as he tries to censor himself against stupid communication disasters, he'll only make it worse for himself.

[MarianJack]

30. As my stepmother always said,...

...your lips to God's ear!

PEACE!

[ChisolmTrailDem]

32. At first I thought this was a WillyT post. nt

[MarianJack]

35. Thank you for the compliment, CTD!

PEACE!

[Buzz Clik]

33. Dubya's demeanor and speech patterns always whispered, "stoopid!"

Jeb, on the other hand, was quieter and seemingly more polished, given his the aura of intelligence.

But after just a month of watching him warm up for the presidential run, it is abundantly clear that he is as challenged as his brother.

[MarianJack]

36. If not more so!

PEACE!

[Cha]

37. Kick.. thanks U2!

[MarianJack]

41. Thanx for the kick!

PEACE!

[Initech]

38. I hope I don't offend anyone when I say this...

But the BFEE needs to fuck off and die already. Seriously - George destroyed their name (as well as the country and the entire world) and Jeb is only making things worse. They all need to go to prison.

[MarianJack]

42. One thing I think EVERY DUer can agree on is...

...that NOBODY in the Bush family has had an overall positive effect in their lives except for themselves and some of their minions!

PEACE!

[longship]

39. The Bush family: Minds untroubled by thought.

R&

[MarianJack]

43. Wasn't that the theme of dubbya's misadministration?

And now, it seems, Jebbie's entire campaign?

PEACE!

[avebury]

45. MarianJack - This has got to be one of the

most entertaining threads that I have read in a long time. I am going to have to bookmark for those times when I need a laugh.



Everybody is pretty well summoning up what a nightmare that Jeb and his family are, and with such great wit!

[MarianJack]

47. Glad I could help, avebury!

PEACE!

[Orsino]

46. The GOP sells myths of prosperity that is always just around the corner.

Like the promises of Heaven and victory in Iraq, you mortal pieces of shit will get yours if you just keep doing as you're told.

[MarianJack]

48. Remember dubbya in 2004 and...

...the economy has "turned the corner"!

PEACE!