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Idiot Texas Rep Calls For Department Of Clinton Investigatin’, To Investigate The Clintons
Whew! We were concerned there for a moment that Congress wasn’t going to bother looking into the the latest SCANDALOUS SCANDAL about Billary Clinton, since the media (except for the New York Times, the Washington Post, Fox, every single news network, and your grandma’s blogspot) have ignored it, but Texas Republican Rep. Ted Poe assures us that, nope, Congress is ON that mofo for sure.
Asked by Sam Malone — some moron with a radio show because every moron gets to have a radio show, it’s the law — whether Congress is going to investigate “this kind of behavior from Hillary and Bill,” meaning the allegations in a book by wingnut “journalist” Peter Schweizer, which was trashed and debunked by, like, EVERYONE, including Fox, before it was even released, Poe answered (for real, not making this up):
Oh good. We’d hate to think — after the ten katrillion dollars the federal government has already spent over the decades looking into every Clinton sneeze just to make sure it wasn’t really a secret password to initiative Operation CLINTON STUFF!!! — no one in Congress was still willing to spend unlimited time and money to prove the Clintons Did A Thing. Better still, we should create a whole new department to do just that. Maybe the Department Of Clinton investigatin’ (DoCI, naturally) can move into the Department of Education’s offices, once the next GOP president gets rid of that obvious waste of taxpayer money.
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Meanwhile, Eric Holder or the IRS or whoever is supposed to be in charge of objectively investigating Democrats is letting the Clintons get away with murder. (Really. It’s a known fact that the Clintons have murdered everyone who crosses them. IT’S ON THE INTERNET.)
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Asked by Sam Malone — some moron with a radio show because every moron gets to have a radio show, it’s the law — whether Congress is going to investigate “this kind of behavior from Hillary and Bill,” meaning the allegations in a book by wingnut “journalist” Peter Schweizer, which was trashed and debunked by, like, EVERYONE, including Fox, before it was even released, Poe answered (for real, not making this up):
I believe pretty strongly that that’s gonna be — that’s not going away. Congress will investigate yet one more scandal. We can have a — we need to hire a whole department just to investigate the Clintons and the Clinton scandals. Yes, there is going to be some investigation about it.
Oh good. We’d hate to think — after the ten katrillion dollars the federal government has already spent over the decades looking into every Clinton sneeze just to make sure it wasn’t really a secret password to initiative Operation CLINTON STUFF!!! — no one in Congress was still willing to spend unlimited time and money to prove the Clintons Did A Thing. Better still, we should create a whole new department to do just that. Maybe the Department Of Clinton investigatin’ (DoCI, naturally) can move into the Department of Education’s offices, once the next GOP president gets rid of that obvious waste of taxpayer money.
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Meanwhile, Eric Holder or the IRS or whoever is supposed to be in charge of objectively investigating Democrats is letting the Clintons get away with murder. (Really. It’s a known fact that the Clintons have murdered everyone who crosses them. IT’S ON THE INTERNET.)
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