"It's Yahweh or the highway!" . . . Please come CAPTION Franklin Graham!!!!

[skip fox]

Franklin ("There's one side to every story&quot Graham is saying: "You exactly right, Eric, I did say: 'Don't persecute Christians. Persecute Muslims!' . . . I want to remind you and your fine audience, it was Christ himself who said, "Do unto others before they have a chance to do anything unto you.. . . Right?"


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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story with the fresh droppings of a clip from Fox:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/04/franklin-graham-wants-freedom-religion

[skip fox]

1. "And of course God wants us all to:

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Only be attracted to a member of the opposite sex. (By 'sex' he means one of the two genders he originally established and not any of these designer-queer appendences and aberrant desires. But 'a member' he means 'one member,' and not just for a night or a decade but for a lifetime, worst come to worst. By 'opposite' he mean of the same class, the same type, no more rolling around naked with animals and oil, or in boiling hot tar-pits with fossils or something. . . . Isn't it great God gave you me to tell you what He means? . . . Praise His name, Jesus!"

[LiberalElite]

3. This reminds me -

if apples are so bad why does God allow them?

[skip fox]

2. "I used to tie my kids' hands to the bedposts at night so that they didn't

abuse themselves, but then I wired up the bed-frames to 2000 Volts of pure motherload and when my cameras catch them, . . . . What? . . . What's so weird about that?"