If the Supreme Court Upholds Marriage Equality...

[jberryhill]

The thing that will be a real wonder to observe will be everyone from Pat Robertson to Rick Santorum to Mike Hucksterbee and the whole lot of them just go on a wild spree of having sex with dogs, cats, armadillos, etc.; sexually assaulting inanimate objects; and engaging in the most bizarre public acts of sexual perversion imaginable; because - now think about it - you take note of every dire consequence that they've come up with over the years, and it dawns on me now that they've been putting together a twisted "bucket list" of things to do as soon as they hear the ruling.

[villager]

1. It's kinda like Michael Ventura's great essay on why conservative Supreme Court justices like porn

...cases to rule on. Because it gives them permission to think about porn all the time.

Hence all the projection and sublimation from our rightwing friends about the "consequences" of such a ruling on marriage equality....

[Zorra]

2. It will be a fine thing, to see them indulge their most vivid and passionate fantasies!

Lots of win in your OP, yes.

[jberryhill]

3. You think it might make them any nicer?

Or, maybe marginally nice people to begin with?

Or maybe a little less shitty? Teeny bit?

[jberryhill]

4. On second thought...

We gotta keep 'em away from children, animals, and places where food is stored, prepared or served for human consumption.


Oh, and no closer than 500 yards funeral homes, morgues, cemeteries and the like.

Citrus orchards. Yeah, that's it. We'll put them in citrus orchards and they can make their own fresh squeezed juices while nostalgically fantasizing about Anita Bryant.

https://m.

[Zorra]

8. OMG! Nothing, nothing will be safe from the unrepressed predations of the RW icky eeeeewww! nt

[nomorenomore08]

9. There's a certain David Allan Coe tune I could post right now. But I won't.

[Arugula Latte]

5. The tree sex has already begun...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026519329

[jberryhill]

6. In all seriousness, do we know what type of tree?

https://m.

[Princess Turandot]

7. 'Armadildo' is more like it nt

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Film at 11:00.

[SidDithers]

11. Twisted Bucket List...

would be a great name for a band.

Every thread like this that I see, one thought runs through my head. Pat Robertson and his family as the fictitious family in The Aristocrats! joke.

*shudder*

Sid

[dickthegrouch]

12. Can I make my millions breeding gerbils? /nt