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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMaybe we should have a mayonnaise group
Anyone who says anything nice about mustard or that imposter Miracle Whip gets banned on sight.
CincyDem
(6,363 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)H2O Man
(73,558 posts)Egg salad is Pee Wee's favorite, after all.
think
(11,641 posts)forest444
(5,902 posts)Seriously. Forget how it sounds; it's all of the flavor, none of the guilt.
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NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)But the mayonnaise group is for mayonnaise users only.
H2O Man
(73,558 posts)if a mustard-eating family moved into your neighborhood?
If your daughter dated a mustard-eater?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Oh, I thought it was about masturbation
Renew Deal
(81,861 posts)Response to H2O Man (Reply #17)
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NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)G_j
(40,367 posts)with them mustards,
Reter
(2,188 posts)On Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:35 AM an alert was sent on the following post:
I don't hate mustard. I have a lot of friends who use mustard.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6520400
REASON FOR ALERT
This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.
ALERTER'S COMMENTS
Anti-mustard bigotry. He even has "friends" that use mustard. This is a classic way to cover up for anti-mustard hatred.
You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Fri Apr 17, 2015, 07:39 AM, and the Jury voted 1-6 to LEAVE IT.
Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Haha, funny.
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Oh my God, this was alerted? How about banning the hyper-sensitive nanny cop who alerted?
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Mustardism, while yellow, is not a hideable offense. I personally loathe mayonnaise anyway. Which way did I vote? I don't remember, but I'm sure I'm right.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: I believe there is no such thing as a wrong choice in condiments.
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Frivolous, stupid and unnecessary alert. What a waste of my time.
Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)To not get the joke here is sad.
Reter
(2,188 posts)It's like pulling a fire alarm in high school.
treestar
(82,383 posts)You can tell by the "reasons."
marle35
(172 posts)There's so much to discuss. How do you spell it? Can you use it on hot dogs? Can you imagine all the debates just on high fructose corn syrup?
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zeemike
(18,998 posts)That is disgusting...catchup on hot dogs?...how could you?
I am going to alert on this post.
marle35
(172 posts)A favorite childhood memory of mine is both ketchup and mustard on a hot dog. What is it about ketchup that ticks people off?
Ironically, I consider myself a mustard freak (Nathan's Coney Island mustard ) and slather it on like crazy on bagels, but for hot dogs, I slightly prefer ketchup. People generally use tomato-y, slightly sweet sauces on meats. Hot dogs are the exception because?
zeemike
(18,998 posts)But the way I heard it explained is that catchup on hotdogs is OK when you are a child but when you grow up it is musterd.
But honestly I don't eat hot dogs because they are full of crap...that was not always the case though.
But this thread was just having a little fun and a parade of other threads here on DU.
But welcome to DU and you will find other threads like this from time to time, and I rather enjoy them.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Heinz spells it with a k, so it must be right. If it is spelled with a c than in is a cheap imitation
libdem4life
(13,877 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)And discuss how we can make this a more mayo-friendly world.
libdem4life
(13,877 posts)Now, it's more than just for tuna or egg salad. It's one of my guilty pleasures...just a tablespoon all by itself. Decadent.
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)We could call it the Mayo Clinic.
libdem4life
(13,877 posts)unc70
(6,115 posts)None of those running runny salad dressing in these parts. Dukes is the only choice allowed
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)when she calls me a smart ass: "Next time around, find a dumb ass, and see how that works out for you!"
Cheers!
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)I don't remember your ass doing any tricks
Then I spend alone time.......
You think these are connected somehow?
840high
(17,196 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Oh, wait...nevermind.
libdem4life
(13,877 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Bernaise!!!
xfundy
(5,105 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)xfundy
(5,105 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)H2O Man
(73,558 posts)miracle whip underground, after all.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Food is my business. I've tried all sorts of very strange things. ever had muktuk? I have. Ever eaten a balut? I have! Did you know that seal tastes like anchovies and cat food? Guess who found that out for you?
Miracle whip is abominable. it is one of the few food-like substances that i will label as 'grotesque" (latest addition to that short list - popchips. OH MY GOD I CAN STILL TASTE THEM)
H2O Man
(73,558 posts)It's on a list of quasi-para-semi-food-like substances that is not allowed in my house. (I like preparing and consuming good food.)
Ed Suspicious
(8,879 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)underahedgerow
(1,232 posts)Not Mayo, it only works with Miracle Whip. I've never found a support group for this.
'hangs head in shame'
I was a child of the 60's with very cruel parents.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Stardust
(3,894 posts)in love with it. Never went back to Miracle Whip. No wonder my peanut butter, banana, and mayo sandwiches never tasted quite the same...
underahedgerow
(1,232 posts)I may not have ever had real mayo until I left home and discovered it on my own. Then, life as I knew it changed completely.
Here in France their mayo often comes adulterated with lemon or mustard and that always tastes just nasty. I like a nice oil and egg mayo please, pure and simple. Nice fluffy baguette, loads of mayo, loads of ham and cheese, lettuce and tomato, nothing like it.
Except a proper BLT of course. nomnomnomnomnomnom.....
marble falls
(57,099 posts)I hate Miracle Whip AND white bread, but a garden fresh tomato sandwich tastes best when made with Miracle Whip and cheap white bread. Its a very narrow exception.
Renew Deal
(81,861 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)I am always shocked to find this miracle whip love on DU. No real progressive would like Miracle Whip.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Far be it from me to poop on the idea.
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JaneyVee
(19,877 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)We all know it's just gross Cool Whip.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)pus from a thousand infected ass boils
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Who'da thunk?
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I'm sure the full color photo on the jar label had a lot to do with it...
RandiFan1290
(6,237 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)Awesome band.
winter is coming
(11,785 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)BrotherIvan
(9,126 posts)Coz I do.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)my favorite way to eat a hamburger is with mayonnaise AND mustard - and pickles, of course.
Can we not at least agree to a detente with mustard?
seveneyes
(4,631 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)Or at least put a like on it.
seveneyes
(4,631 posts)Is guilt denied.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)seveneyes
(4,631 posts)The kisses were sweeter than any wine at the time.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)For who hath despised the day of small things? for they shall rejoice, and shall see the plummet in the hand of Zerubbabel with those seven; they are the eyes of the LORD, which run to and fro through the whole earth.
- Zechariah 4:10
zeemike
(18,998 posts)world wide wally
(21,744 posts)All the time I was wondering what food group this fell into
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)The Phantom Mayonnaise
Oneironaut
(5,500 posts)Mustard With Wasabi > Mayonnaise in all cases.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Response to NuclearDem (Reply #43)
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customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)and full of healthy plant-based saturated fats unlike "mayo"
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)Hummus spread on bread, or pita, and then some falafel on that
Oh, and fifth condiment on all of that: tahini sauce!
xfundy
(5,105 posts)with jelly on top of that. Fabooooo.
Or, in a frying pan with butter and a little cinnamon. Wowsers!
kentauros
(29,414 posts)Grilled Cheese Hummus Melt sandwich
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I'll never try to order from there again!
greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)County Cork rules!
greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)All I know is County Cork, where my grandmother and my aunt were from. But they must have lived on the coast, because their father was First Mate on a steamer that plied the British Isles. They migrated here through Canada in 1900.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)Cork has the second greatest concentration of people with my family name -- just after Wexford. My Irish great grandparents emigrated as teenagers with their families in 1853 and came to what then was rural northeast Illinois. My great grandfather took the long way around, sailing around the Horn to California where he spent time with a cousin in the California gold fields. My ancestor eventually came to Illinois, traveling overland. The cousin had hit it rich, though. He returned to Ireland and bought three farms.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I don't know where my other Irish grandparents and great grandparents were from. But they ended up in Chicago, where from my grandparents' back porch in the Bridgeport Irish neighbothood I could see the back of Mayor Daley's house when I was a kid there.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Little Company of Mary Hospital, when my folks lived at 76th and State. Then we moved to the suburbs, in Hometown, and eventually to California.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)My mother (who grew up in Rogers Park) refused to live in Elgin. I'm now in the near west suburbs.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)But it was cool seeing the lights flash at Commiskey when the Sox scored from my grandparents' front stoop.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)For me, the best thing was living four blocks from the lake. Spent a lot of time down there.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Picking blueberries there and filling our little pails.
And when we returned home and my Irish grandmother from County Cork took me for a walk around the block, she had to sternly remind me that peeing on the trees at the lake was one thing, but I had to stop peeing on the trees in the neighborhood.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)Sometimes a hard lesson.
We used to go to Crystal Lake in McHenry County. Back then, it was a sleepy town. Today it's a suburb with lots of housing and strip malls. The lake is pretty much the same, except some of the great old houses are being replaced with hulking McMansions.
Phentex
(16,334 posts)Elizabeth Aioli: the whisk of Wall Street
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Phentex
(16,334 posts)Also made with eggs from free range chickens.
Bonobo
(29,257 posts)Have you ever tried it?
You won't go back.
eShirl
(18,494 posts)betsuni
(25,537 posts)American mayo tastes too eggy to me. Kewpie is tangy but mild (I guess because rice vinegar isn't as strong as other vinegars) and the texture is silkier and smoother. I prefer the low calorie version because there's even less of an egg flavor. Kewpie mixed with wasabi is addictive.
Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)because I grew up eating things with Miracle Whip. Once I discovered the difference, I was hooked. Tuna salad is now a staple and I mix mayo with dijon for dipping.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)YOHABLO
(7,358 posts)stage left
(2,962 posts)on my mayonnaise sandwiches. That's right, nothing else. Just bread and mayonnaise.
House of Roberts
(5,176 posts)not another Richard Gere fan club!
Buns_of_Fire
(17,181 posts)Turbineguy
(37,337 posts)I like mayo with my French Fries.
(the allegorical significance of that escapes me at the moment)
mucifer
(23,548 posts)eShirl
(18,494 posts)but I've yet to try that brand.
(The original plain Vegenaise tastes like chalk gelatin, and it gets watery and disappears when you make cabbage/apple/raisin coleslaw with it.)
Poiuyt
(18,125 posts)I feel so alone.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Response to Poiuyt (Reply #63)
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customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)But I'm adopted, so I don't feel any shame about her preference.
WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)You're not alone.
BainsBane
(53,035 posts)a stooge of Heinz and Hellman's.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)BainsBane
(53,035 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)jobycom
(49,038 posts)Mustard, mayo, ketchup, Tobasco... Only a condimentist can taste the difference.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)betsuni
(25,537 posts)I'm not going to eat a sandwich in the upcoming lunch. That'll show Big Condiment!
Action_Patrol
(845 posts)Eggs and oil are not a condiment. They are ingredients to cake.
Up with cake, down with mayo
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)how you feel.
Wait, cake and BLT- hmmmm
Action_Patrol
(845 posts)I would never spread egg paste on bacon.
Cake on the other hand...
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)and I think I can round up 5 different kinds of mayonnaise.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I rest my case.
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)betsuni
(25,537 posts)Oh dear, that's 17 kinds of mayonnaise.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,181 posts)of Hellman's, ordered by wealthy Mexican landowners, that went down with the Titanic.
Sinko de Mayo.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)They had to kraft another kind of mayonnaise for their sandwiches.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)JDPriestly
(57,936 posts)justhanginon
(3,290 posts)so I always use a condiment.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Should this be posted in the Mayo group or the upcoming Cannabis group?
zeemike
(18,998 posts)Got a jar of it in my fridge right now and some mustard too...I hope the Mayonnaise police don't catch me.
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)Response to NuclearDem (Original post)
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Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)You stole my joke, Scottish fiend!
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)lastlib
(23,242 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)...you'll quit sayin' Kangaroo and call them what we Aussies call them: Roos
Males>Bucks, jacks, old man
Females> Jills, flyers or does.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Only way to do fish and chips!
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)applegrove
(118,677 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)I'll say nice things about mustard. And not the grey poupon type either.
I want mine yellow so I can slather it on a hot dog so that it holds the onions down. Never had sauerkraut, but the next time I eat a hot dog, it will be sitting side by side with my friend mustard.
I'm not sure why I trolled this thread - I really don't like mayonnaise except on a chicken sandwich with a bunch of pickles.
OMG - I trolled on DU
:hangs head in shame:
DFW
(54,403 posts)from about 3:00 to 3:15
thesquanderer
(11,989 posts)boston bean
(36,221 posts)pintobean
(18,101 posts)Renew Deal
(81,861 posts)We all know you are a closet Miracle Whip lover.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)Get cured.
Like a smoked ham.
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)You win the thread.
SidDithers
(44,228 posts)All other food spreads are mere pretenders.
Sid
ScreamingMeemie
(68,918 posts)Alerting...
Renew Deal
(81,861 posts)Since it may not be "mayo" in the classic definition?
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)We don't tolerate veganaise-exclusionary radical mayonists in the group.
Rex
(65,616 posts)uppityperson
(115,677 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)MMM mmmm. It doesn't get any better than that.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)matt819
(10,749 posts)I think an umbrella condiments group would be fine.
I mean, after all, in the Reading group, they have fiction and non-fiction. Breaking it down further seems a bit redundant, maybe even selfish. Even Offbeat has only three.
So, do I hear it for Condiments?
liberal N proud
(60,335 posts)Kablooie
(18,634 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)So there
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)"Hey good lookin' want some mayonnaise?"
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Weird Al was SO good in that episode.
zappaman
(20,606 posts)Would this be welcome in your new group?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Sounds like the good being the enemy of the perfect.
Cha
(297,275 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)CentralMass
(15,265 posts)pintobean
(18,101 posts)I haven't heard of any pest extermination uses for Miracle Whip, though.
Just sayin'