Florida Man(s) - poop, throwing Snickers, and a naked run through the streets

[underpants]

Florida Man Breaks Into Ex’s Home, Poops on Everything

What’s the first order of business after getting released from prison after getting arrested on charges of domestic battery, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest?

For Michael Anthony Johnson, a true Florida Man, it’s breaking into your ex-girlfriend’s home and plastering the place with your feces, for at least one child’s eyes to see.

Florida Man accused of throwing Snickers bar at bus driver's head

An argument between a passenger and a driver during a Wednesday morning route turned violent, according to deputies and Action News Jax.

Joel Parker was riding the bus, and as he was about to get off on A1A, he asked the driver if he wanted a Snickers bar, according to St. Johns County police. The driver said no. Parker then took a Snickers bar and threw it at the driver's head.

Police: Florida man runs naked through Fort Lauderdale, high off new drug 'flakka'

WSVN reports Matthew Kenney was seen sprinting nude on West Broward Boulevard wearing nothing but his sneakers. The man ran past two police cruisers.

Fort Lauderdale Police Detective Tracy Figone tells WSVN that Kenney smoked flakka just before running naked in public. Kenney also told police that he was running from people who were trying to kill him.

"He was in fear that individuals were chasing him, that they had stolen his clothes," Figone says.


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[Takket]

1. "Florida Man accused of throwing Snickers bar at bus driver's head "

Are they SURE that was Snickers? or is this the same pooping guy from the first story?

[underpants]

6. I'm sure as ..... yes I am sure

The naked running story on Syracuse.com features blurred video. He stays in the pedestrian crosswalk, gets to the next corner, looks both ways, and turns right to cross the street.

[11 Bravo]

7. If they had said a Tootsie Roll I would have been REALLY worried.

[shenmue]

2. Who wastes a perfectly good Snickers?

[liberal N proud]

3. Florida man sure gets around

[snooper2]

4. I am getting more and more scared of going on vacation in Florida..

At least it's Panama Beach...so not into "deep" Florida Man territory

[yuiyoshida]

5. I always thought

Encino Man was cool. They are not related at all...

[NuclearDem]

8. FLORIDA MAN LIVES!

[Scurrilous]

9. We're the end of the line...

...a lot of vagabond detritus accumulates. Mix in the heat...the drugs...and presto...Florida Man!




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