A lunatic, a Texan, a Teabagger, and a Canadian walk into a bar.

[11 Bravo]

The bartender says, "Senator Cruz, good to have you back!"

I'll be here all week. Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

1. Very good, well done

and I am stealing it right now

not kidding about stealing, my son is a stand up comedian, and he now has this joke

[misterhighwasted]

4. me too!

[11 Bravo]

8. Outstanding! I've been amusing myself for years, and if ...

your son can use anything from my feeble repertoire to make people laugh, I'm all for it!

[misterhighwasted]

2. Haa. Do stick around..we need the humor of a good comedian

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "Cruz party, table for four"

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

5. At least he is never lonely!

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Right, and at least three are laughing at him.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

7. When he is pointing at someone there are 3 jackasses pointing back at him

[spanone]

9. not a peep from the birthers.....what could the difference be?

kenya vs canada hmmmmmm

[blkmusclmachine]

10. Cruz walks into a Pentecostal church and hands the preacher a bag of nails.

"Can you put me up for the night?"

[Art_from_Ark]

12. And "Cruz" means "cross" in Spanish

Perfect!

[Aerows]

11. The joke is

that anyone would say "Hey, Ted Cruz, good to have you back!"

[Kber]

13. Bazinga!

[Martin Eden]

14. Then the bartender says ...

Last time you were here you forgot Louie Gohmert, now both of you get the fuck out and don't ever come back!!!

[heaven05]

15. excellent

[Hekate]

16. Bada-bing!

[lpbk2713]

17. So the bartender says ... "I was talking to the duck."

[valerief]

18. And I thought it was a Canadian and another person. Ha!

[Thespian2]

19. K & R

Cool definition!

[freshwest]

20. What's one more than a Trifecta or a Trinity? If he's POTUS, what's a 5-in-1 person called?