"I want to tell my story", says a man who is miraculously hale after 66 days at sea

[Aerows]

"I was stranded at sea, after we made our huge discovery of WMDs in Irag, and uncovered what might be the keystone to unlock how climate change truly is a hoax".

He is passionate, dedicated, and oddly not dessicated after 66 days in the wintery Atlantic, alone. He survived after plunging into 50 degree waters even after breaking his scapula (shoulder) by pushing his 35 foot boat upright 3 times over the course of his journey.

I'm Brian Williams, we'll see it in our next segment.

[Aerows]

1. I love stories

when people get rescued against all odds, but I despise people that make up shit for fame.

[tkmorris]

2. I'm sorry, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about

I think this is humor but I clearly am not getting it. I heard about the guy rescued at sea but past that... huh?

[Aerows]

3. Yes it is about the guy

that supposedly got rescued 200 miles off the coast of NC.

That's about half a second from Norfolk, and they aren't going to be aware of any dimwit floating aimlessly in their waters.

It was a stupid story.

I probably shouldn't play into it, but it was such a STUPID hoax.

I weighed in on it, and probably should have let it sink, but I didn't.

[zappaman]

4. Agreed!

[Aerows]

9. you and I agree on something?

Must be Easter

[zappaman]

14. This daylight savings time still has me messed up!

[Aerows]

16. I'll take 'em where I can

get 'em.

[LisaL]

5. There is only one little problem.

Nobody so far found any actual evidence that this guy was somewhere else during the time in question.

[Aerows]

6. Except the one little problem

where it appears he wasn't anywhere near where he said he was in the time in question.

[Hoppy]

7. Do you think the fuckin' Klingons are gonna admit anything? The treaty with the Federation has not

been signed.

[LisaL]

10. Hello? He was actually found at sea in his boat.

So what you are claiming is not making any sense.

[Aerows]

15. *bonus points*

When someone advances an argument that makes no sense, then tells you that you make no sense!

[LisaL]

17. The guy was found in his boat.

He was reported missing in January. Nobody found any evidence that he came ashore during this time. He lost a lot of weight.
So what is your proof this was all a hoax? You got none as far as I can tell.

[tkmorris]

12. Has it been shown to be a hoax?

I missed that news. You gotta link perchance?

[LisaL]

13. No, it hasn't.

[zappaman]

18. Not yet.

[jberryhill]

8. Maybe he was swallowed by a whale

...after the boat tipped over from having at least one pair of every animal.

[Aerows]

11. I was thinking it must be Noah's Ark

since he flipped it over 3 times in the middle of the cool and absolutely non-agitated mid-Atlantic.

[NYC_SKP]

19. Might have been related to this guy:

Good times on the DU back in '09!