DU knows about "fart food"

[Botany]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026459536

post #4 down to post #133

I'm a corned beef and cabbage fan. Ever fart so hard yer back cracks? Saves on chiropractor

[Warpy]

1. For sheer reek, you can't beat egg salad and homebrew beer

However, I came up with a concoction that worked within a few hours for a faithless ex when he was going to visit his girlfriend.

Cabbage produces a lot of gale force wind but that's about it. If you want to sabotage a budding romance, go for the reek.

[In_The_Wind]

2. hahaha

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026459536#post6

[LiberalEsto]

3. Evidently you have never experienced the effects of Estonian sauerkraut

[Warpy]

4. No, but back in the early 80s,

there was a health food store brand called Gathering Winds.

I always giggled when I saw it on the shelf.

[hifiguy]

5. Really garlicky kimchi should fill the bill.

[madokie]

18. Add a little fish to the mix and it will burn the eyes

I know from experience
some of the topics that pass for worthy discussion on an Easter sunday

[Archae]

6. You realize how crude and juvenile this thread is?

And how much I'm laughing my ass off?

[Warpy]

7. Yeah, we're all feeding

our inner 10 year olds.

My uncle, the respected nuclear physicist, was a devotee of fart jokes until his death in his 80s.

[Aerows]

8. Hey, I participated in it

I even gave some scientific facts.

I make red beans and rice on a regular basis and like cabbage, cucumbers, broccoli and brussel sprouts so I tend to be undaunted by the conversation

[Ron Obvious]

9. I think Pull My Finger would be a cool username

[Cirque du So-What]

10. I once visited my son & daughter-in-law

My 6-year-old granddaughter had a friend over. She told her friend, 'whatever you do, don't pull his finger!'

[beam me up scottie]

11. "You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts

but you have to be stupid not to."

— Louis C.K.

[GoCubsGo]

12. I just can't pass up a good "fart" thread.

The sharpest thing in the world is a fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

[pipi_k]

17. Those things are frightening!

The sharpest thing in the world is a fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

Just like Neutrinos, farts come out, go through multiple layers of cloth, through couch cushions, speed through floors, and make their way through thousands of miles of rock and magma only to emerge on the other side of the earth, where they whizz off into space.

[mylye2222]

13. One of the mysteries about farts

Is why do we always deal with even our most smelling ones but cant bear any other's.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. A one, a two, a one-two-three-four!

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Dried apricots

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

16. Black-eyed Peas and onions

One time I had a healthy serving of Black-eyed peas right before a family road trip to Laredo (Tx). I farted so bad that my dad pulled over so everyone could get out while we aired-out the Suburban. We had to do that two or three times on the way down there. After that, my mom only allowed black-eyed peas in the house a couple of times a year, and usually only when she knew that I wasn't going to be at home for the meal, or if I was going to eat and run.

Oh, the happy memories. My little sister got the worst of the barrage on the road trip as she was stuck in the far back of the truck where even airing the truck out with an open window (for the small farts that didn't require pulling over) didn't help her escape my toxic exhaust.

[pipi_k]

19. Unfortunately

as I get older, I find that nearly everything becomes fart food.