It's always darkest just before it's even darker yet. Come CAPTION dueling colostomy bags on Fox!!!

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Sean (a rabid pit bull on the maternity ward) Hannity is saying: "I say bomb the bastards!!! . . . Then bomb them some more!!! . . . Where has peace ever gotten us???? . . . I don't care what they got or don't got, . . . just bomb their nasty asses and then bomb them some more!!!! . . . Just how is that being a hawk?"

Pat ("My weasel got loose. Have you seen him?&quot Buchanan is saying: "Sean, just what gives you the right to hog up the corner of crazy? . . . I say we let Iran wipe up ISIS all the other Judaist piss-ants, then we bomb them with all we got!!!! . . . And then, of course, we bomb them some more!!! . . . It's a no-brainer."


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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following story on Crooks & Liars:

http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2015/04/watch-pat-buchanan-school-hannity

[abakan]

1. Dumb and Dumber

It is a good thing neither of these guys will ever be in a position of power.

[cyberswede]

2. Rec for awesome thread title!

[skip fox]

3. In dreadful harmony:

"A country not at war is no country of mine. A country without missiles and men and machines threatening another is no country of mine. A country without corporations that encourage and support conquests is no country of mine. A country without mindless abhorrence for others is no country of mine. A country without the Baby Jesus armed to the teeth is no country of mine. A country without a rapacious appetite for another country's wealth is no country of mine. A country without a stockpile of nerve gas is no country of mine. A country without mindless violence oozing from every crevice is no country of mine. A country not at war is no country of mine. . . . God Bless America!!!!"