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Obama Orders Homosexual Chemtrail Missions Over Indiana Day After “Religious Freedom Bill” Passed
Yes, it's satire. 
http://bigamericannews.com/2015/03/27/obama-orders-homosexual-chemtrail-missions-over-indiana-day-after-religious-freedom-bill-passed/
Homosexuality is spreading in Indiana. Only one day after Indiana Governor Mike Pence tried to protect Christian businesses from onslaughts of gay customers, it seems Obama has ordered an increase in homosexual chemtrail missions to be flown over the state.
Families awoke to horror early Friday morning, married men in a daze. One woman from Brownsburg said she woke up at 5:30 due to awkward noises coming from her husband’s office study. When she peaked in she saw him ‘looking at gay internet websites and being stimulated by them.”
The woman’s testimony matches that in other regions where homosexual chemtrail missions are being flown. The CDC estimates that for every 100 men, five are admitted gay. But recently there is a new statistic showing that an incredible 48 out of 100 men are secretly or agnostic gay.
This confusing increase in homosexuality is directly related to the homosexual chemtrail missions. The Obama Administration has turned Soviet-era bioweapons, designed to turn enemy armies gay, into an aerosol vapor whose ethyrs are very similar to crystal meth.
Families awoke to horror early Friday morning, married men in a daze. One woman from Brownsburg said she woke up at 5:30 due to awkward noises coming from her husband’s office study. When she peaked in she saw him ‘looking at gay internet websites and being stimulated by them.”
The woman’s testimony matches that in other regions where homosexual chemtrail missions are being flown. The CDC estimates that for every 100 men, five are admitted gay. But recently there is a new statistic showing that an incredible 48 out of 100 men are secretly or agnostic gay.
This confusing increase in homosexuality is directly related to the homosexual chemtrail missions. The Obama Administration has turned Soviet-era bioweapons, designed to turn enemy armies gay, into an aerosol vapor whose ethyrs are very similar to crystal meth.
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Hopefully that song doesn't get stuck in my head. It wouldn't do to be whistling it while walking down the hallway at work.