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Sheldon Cooper

(3,724 posts) Mon Mar 23, 2015, 05:49 AM Mar 2015

Disturbed Man Tries to Get Into White House.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/disturbed-man-tries-to-get-into-white-house

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A disturbed Canadian man wants to try to get into the White House, according to reports.

The man, who was born in Calgary before drifting to Texas, has been spotted in Washington, D.C. in recent years exhibiting erratic behavior, sources said.

In 2013, he gained entry to the United States Senate and was heard quoting incoherently from a children’s book before he was finally subdued.

More recently, he was heard ranting about a plan to dismantle large components of the federal government, such as the Internal Revenue Service and the nation’s health-care program.

Hahaha!

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Disturbed Man Tries to Get Into White House. (Original Post) Sheldon Cooper Mar 2015 OP

He just ate too much green ham.. musta been weened on it.. Cha Mar 2015 #1

Birth certificate? Scarsdale Mar 2015 #2

and he sounds like porky pig madokie Mar 2015 #3

I do not like Ted Cruz goddamn. lovemydog Mar 2015 #4

I do not like his words of shit; I do not like him - he's a twit! hatrack Mar 2015 #6

He hates workers black beige and brown; I do not like him - he's a clown. lovemydog Mar 2015 #9

Adorable puppy dog eyes! LOL... Helen Borg Mar 2015 #5

Looks more like a werewolf hifiguy Mar 2015 #10

Ahah, you mean lycanthropic eyes? Helen Borg Mar 2015 #11

Please change title to "Disturbed Canadian tries to get into White House" NightWatcher Mar 2015 #7

Lol!!, good one! darkangel218 Mar 2015 #8

Cha

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1. He just ate too much green ham.. musta been weened on it..

Reply to Sheldon Cooper (Original post)

Mon Mar 23, 2015, 06:31 AM

Mar 2015

Scarsdale

(9,426 posts)

2. Birth certificate?

Reply to Sheldon Cooper (Original post)

Mon Mar 23, 2015, 07:26 AM

Mar 2015

We should demand that he show his birth certificate. There seems to be some questions about his mother, is she really a citizen or was she when he was born? His father is a certifiable nutcase, looney religious freak. His father has definite ideas about how THIS country should be run, so Rafael had better keep him out of sight until the deal is sealed. When I see Cruz, he reminds me of Lou Costello.