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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDisturbed Man Tries to Get Into White House--WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)
The man, who was born in Calgary before drifting to Texas, has been spotted in Washington, D.C. in recent years exhibiting erratic behavior, sources said.
In 2013, he gained entry to the United States Senate and was heard quoting incoherently from a childrens book before he was finally subdued.
More recently, he was heard ranting about a plan to dismantle large components of the federal government, such as the Internal Revenue Service and the nations health-care program.
Despite a record of such bizarre episodes and unhinged utterances, observers expressed little concern about his plans to get into the White House, calling them delusional.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/disturbed-man-tries-to-get-into-white-house
Spazito
(50,484 posts)Gotta love Borowitz!
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]
malaise
(269,187 posts)Takket
(21,634 posts)Quasimodem
(441 posts)One controlled by the Americans to keep the Canadians out. Another controlled by the Canadians to keep the Americans out. And electronic jamming, so neither side has to listen to the other country's political posturing.
For years, American politics impacted upon Canadians, and only Canadian comedians impacted upon Americans; but now Canadian conservative politicians, too wacky to affect Canadian politics, are beginning to skew American politics, which is having a deleterious effect upon both countries.
AwakeAtLast
(14,134 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)Andy didn't even have to make anything up for this one.
Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)Cruz makes me sick to my stomach.
underpants
(182,904 posts)meow2u3
(24,774 posts)In this case, satire is too close to reality.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)from institutional settings. Which is where many would be if they didn't have connections.
Colorado Vince
(99 posts)But I durec it anyway!
marym625
(17,997 posts)Good stuff!
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Ted Cruz, just like Rand Paul, wanted the federal government to go into default, so that 'the righteous would get the wealth.' It's their goal. Cruz is the 'Anointed One,' you know...
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Paladin
(28,276 posts)HuckleB
(35,773 posts)oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)HoosierCowboy
(561 posts)Fearless
(18,421 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Well, not for Ted Crudez......