Two new proto-hominids found in Wisconsin

[Jackpine Radical]

[First Speaker]

1. I always knew evolution couldn't be true...

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

12. Nah, but devolution exists too.

Are we not men? We are DEVO!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

2. Moronopithicus.

[yourout]

7. LOL.....love it.

[Scootaloo]

15. That did it, you just killed me

[Kalidurga]

3. No our ancestors were smarter than that

they are something else.

[HereSince1628]

4. Not.Arctopithecines have decided...these are unfortunate defects, not new types

And point out the fault of adopting a microscientient mutant as zooanthropological holotypes

[Jackpine Radical]

8. You ought to expand that theme a little & publish in in the journal _Social Text._

The article, "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity", was published in the Social Text spring/summer 1996 "Science Wars" issue. It proposed that quantum gravity is a social and linguistic construct. At that time, the journal did not practice academic peer review and it did not submit the article for outside expert review by a physicist.[3][4] On the day of its publication in May 1996, Sokal revealed in Lingua Franca that the article was a hoax, identifying it as "a pastiche of left-wing cant, fawning references, grandiose quotations, and outright nonsense ... structured around the silliest quotations [by postmodernist academics] he could find about mathematics and physics."[2]

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Sokal affair

[HereSince1628]

11. Yes I remember, it set off a firestorm

I was a managing editor of a scientific journal. Everything really clamped down on the potential obfuscation coming from the use of erudition and the notion of "this must be good...because it's way over my head"


None the less I'm sort of fond of expression such as "Hyperbolic displays overcome epistemic resistance." Because I found that to actually work in the classroom.

[hifiguy]

5. Evolutionary dead ends.

Destined for extinction.

[BlueJazz]

6. You can count on those two to do the right thing.

[Scuba]

9. The first one is a Kochopithoid. The second is just a run-of-the-mill psycopathic liar.

[lumberjack_jeff]

10. Homo Stultus?

I prefer being descended from monkeys.

[olddots]

13. these guys aren't even minerals

the fools that vote for them are vegitables .

[Scootaloo]

16. Are you sure? Let's examine their properties!

- primarily used to extract gold from common ore
- impossible to pin into a single position
- Highly toxic in any dosage
- Toxicity leads to mental impairment
- nearly impossible to remove from an environment when introduced

They are clearly mercury.

[Arugula Latte]

14. I refute the notion that my DNA has anything in common with those cretins.

[Octafish]

17. They're missing more than a few links.

Ignorance must act to speed devolution.

[Rex]

18. First species - Australopithecus Moronicus Maximus.

Second species - Homogeneous Erectus Minuscule.

Any other GOP critter you need identified?

[raccoon]

19. You had me goin' there, Jackpine! nt

[MisterP]

20. ... Percy Wetmore and Steve Carell's douchey brother? ...