Report: trumad to announce Presidential run on Monday.

[trumad]

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Number one: God told him so.
Number two: He has about as much of a chance to be President than Ted Cruz.

There may be on problem with this. He was born in Miami and some report that Miami is a foreign country.

On Edit: Just announced: H20 Man will be his VP!

[pintobean]

1. You left out the 'D' word

What party?

[Auggie]

27. The Toga Party?

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. We know Cruz is pure "number 2", so

does that make trumad #1 by default?

[Cirque du So-What]

3. If that matchup ever came to pass

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I would cast my vote for trumad.
On edit: don't go gettin' the 'big head,' trumad. I would probably vote for Library Girl if the other candidate were Carnival Cruz.

[treestar]

19. lol. You Better Believe It!

[Cirque du So-What]

26. No, not him

I'm convinced he was a paid troll - the lowest form of life.

[awoke_in_2003]

36. if it ever comes down to LG vs Cruz

I am leaving this country. I think greatauntoftriplets is with me

[greatauntoftriplets]

50. Got my passport in hand!

[awoke_in_2003]

55. you don't want to be on that cabinet?

[greatauntoftriplets]

57. Haven't been offered a job on it.

[corkhead]

4. Yes, but I expect Ted Cruz to me more entertaining

[In_The_Wind]

5. You've got my vote.

I made the right choice when I didn't go to a hockey game with this guy back in '72.

[madokie]

6. Where do I send in my contribution?

And for it I'll want access to the inner workings too.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. At least you weren't born in Canada like a soon-to-be presidential candidate from that other party!

[awoke_in_2003]

37. did you see the horror

in post 3?

[greatauntoftriplets]

45. Yes!

What country are we going to?

[awoke_in_2003]

54. if i had the money

I'd head for the European side of the Med coast

[greatauntoftriplets]

56. Italy's lovely and has great food!

[msanthrope]

43. Are we talking Sid? nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

44. Sid's running too?

I meant Carnival Cruz.

[madinmaryland]

8. Show me your birth certificate, first. Long form, please.

[Jim Lane]

34. It should be submitted to Free Republic for validation. (n/t)

[H2O Man]

9. Recommended.

A lot of the journalists on CNN and MSNBC are saying that they believe he is primarily interested in the VP spot. I'm not sure if I agree with that, or not.

[trumad]

10. well...

trumad will be announcing H20 man as his running mate.

[H2O Man]

48. Rumor has it

that you are considering appointing H2O Man as the federal commisioner of boxing in North America.

[trumad]

49. That too....

[hrmjustin]

11. Beware of the ads coming your way.

[Downwinder]

12. "It Can't Happen Here"

Sinclair Lewis, 1935

[steve2470]

13. after you win, can you nominate me for Ambassador to the Conch Republic ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic

[leftofcool]

14. Where do I send campaign contributions and may I have a post in your cabinet?

Ambassador to Hawaii would be nice.

[Jack Rabbit]

15. Miami is not in a foreign country, I assure you

In fact, necessity dictates that its future will be a triumph of American engineering prowess. Here is an artist's conception of Miami in 2050, as it appeared in Star Wars I:
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[/center][font size="1"]Otoh Gunga from TheForce.net
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[A Simple Game]

21. You sure, someone told me Miami was mostly Cuban.

I like the 2050 Miami. They all look like happy little homes.

[KansDem]

16. But first: Where do you stand on the Second Commandment...uh, I mean, Second Amendment?!!

We're not playing Lawrence Welk music here!

[lunatica]

17. I voted for Joe Biden so I'll definitely vote for H2O Man!!!

Finally! Another f**ing Big Deal VP!

[treestar]

18. You're a fun type of guy!

Ya got my vote!!!

Can I be Sec. of State?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. Sorry trumad but, Lee Mercer Jr has got my vote (all three) locked up tight -

Meet the first person to run ads for the next presidential election: perennial candidate Lee Mercer Jr. of Texas, who has already filed paperwork with the FEC to run for president in 2016.

Mercer’s TV ad ran at a discounted price on several channels. A Brooklyn resident told BuzzFeed he saw the commercial while watching a hockey game on NBC Sports on January 29th, and people on Twitter responded that they saw the ad that day as well.

“Lee L. Mercer, Jr. of Houston, Texas is announcing his campaign for President of the United States in 2016 as a democrat to save America with Intelligence Management Education,” the ad says.”He is campaigning a Special Election Government Platform New Neutral Developed Intelligence Second U. S. Government that was patented in 2000 by the U.S. Department of Justice and Defense research and development testing.”

“The U.S. Congress’s bid appointed him Conservator President of the United States
with power of attorney. Political ad authorized and paid for by Mercer for President,” the ad concludes.

more at link:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/lee-mercer-jr-is-already-running-ads-for-the-next#.ksz6wdXy3

[L0oniX]

22. How dare you run against the inevitable demigod Hillary!

[irisblue]

23. where do I send donations?

[Iliyah]

24. Thanks for the light hearted thread - LOL

With all the negativity on the board, I welcome some relief. Please nominate me as Secretary of State cause I want to use my personal e-mail to bring upon the constant BS bashing from my allies who support RW talking points.

[MoonRiver]

25. Just watch out for the "anybody but trumad" backlash here!

[steve2470]

29. ha! nt

[leftofcool]

30. Ha Ha!

[onecaliberal]

28. I would vote for you!

[world wide wally]

31. I demand a recount

[edbermac]

32. "We're all gonna rock to the rules that I make!!"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

33. Beware hidden microphones.

[denbot]

35. Hmmm, what's his stand on Narwhales?

That could be a deal breaker.

[olddots]

38. trumad & Alfred E. Newman 2016

The Dream Team

[Bonobo]

39. Look at meeeeee! nt

[trumad]

40. oh Bone.

So I guess I don't have your vote?

So predictable.

[malaise]

41. Hahahahahahha

Makes way more sense than Cruz

[lovemydog]

42. You're already a step ahead

on the citizenship thing and the not having batshit crazy harmful policies thing.

[CatWoman]

46. LOL!!!!

YOU and H20 MAN????

Sign me up as a campaign volunteer!!!!

[trumad]

47. You are my Sec. of State...

[guillaumeb]

51. what do you know about what it takes to be President?

and what do you know about Benghazi?

[trumad]

52. more than Cruz

[guillaumeb]

53. then you have my vote

no matter which party you choose. Unless Sarah P runs of course.

[sadoldgirl]

58. Can trumad read the Dr. Suess books

enough as a state of the union speech? If not, count me out.

[JonLP24]

59. I was a little hesistant until I saw the running mate

I'd seriously get behind a H2O Man campaign, he is like someone I want to be when I grow up but I'll unlikely ever come close. The fairness in discussions, addressing others' concerns, strong but respectful stands in favor of policies & ideas he supports.

His boxing knowledge, whenever he speaks out a specific fighter could be some as old school as the "Onion Picker" I learned more from his post than I ever could anywhere else, anything he also mentions always has more details than a article from a mainstream source on the same issue. I put "Ring of Fire" on my list (The Boxing Hall of Fame thread was the first time I ever saw a H2O Man post), I highly recommend it to others really highlights & proved what he said regarding how nice he is. I mentioned, he said he was a better man than he was a boxer and he was great or description meaning very talented as a boxer.

I'd certainly rather have you or would definitely trust you more than most who will end up announcing Presidential runs.

[Rex]

60. So you are going to Nader HRC?

That wasn't God, that was Jeb Bush...he climbed up a ladder and crawled in through a window while you were asleep. I got it all on VHS.