The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Will Sue Obama For Stealing The Internet
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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Will Sue Obama For Stealing The Internet
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Sarah Palin Channel - Net Neutrality
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The real story of this week’s Fartknocker Report (Presented By Fartknocker) is about Sarah Palin being super lazy all the way to the bank. We’ll get to that in a minute. But first, let’s watch a video in which Governor Quitterface boldly takes up the late Sen. Ted Stevens’s mantle as Some Alaskan Person Who Doesn’t Understand The Internet.
I just don’t see the benefits of [net neutrality] at all, lemme know if you know of the benefits of government taking control of the Internet. Gimme your feedback on this, because I must be missin’ something.
You are indeed missin’ something, Sister Sarah, you are indeed! Thus far, none of the Sarah Palin Channel’s commenters have told her what net neutrality is or what it does, but we’ll let you know if that changes. (It will not change.)
Confident in her own ignorance, Palin presses forward to seek justice for America’s beleaguered telecom companies.
Thankfully, Americans aren’t taking this lying down. Now, legal challenges to these, uh, FCC power grab, they’re already beginning. The Obama Administration, man, they always seem to be telling Americans that democracy doesn’t matter. The administration, this president, he’s imperial, he can do what he wants. And Americans continue to respond the same way we have to all the other Obama Administration attempts to restrict our liberty.
Our response, especially with this one is, eh, Mr. President, see ya in court.
Does this mean that Palin will be filing an amicus brief when the telecommunications lobby launches its anticipated lawsuit? God, we hope so. Because otherwise, we don’t even know what she means by “see ya in court.” Maybe she’s going to just show up at the courthouse with a toy gavel and just yell, “Order in the court, order in the court!” until someone pays attention, who knows.
Our favorite part of the video is what Google says in response to Palin’s typed query, “what the internet needs is more regulation.” Check it out, and tell us with a straight face that the Sarah Palin Channel doesn’t record its videos on a one-take-only basis.
Read more at http://wonkette.com/579594/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-will-obama-for-stealing-the-internet#1APiGlRgTB8tO8LE.99
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incite war? Aren't we already in the thick of one? Rational Human Beings against the rest of them? 
"if her iq were three points higher, she'd be lint" (a line from a long-forgotten book)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
