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http://cityworldnews.com/native-american-amnesty/The Native American National Council will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.
At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United States large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.
We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship, explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.
Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.
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spanone
(135,859 posts)olegramps
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NutmegYankee
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(60,018 posts)stone space
(6,498 posts)I'm white, and my wife was a "illegal Hispanic". (Although I do find the term rather offensive, and wonder why you would describe any human being as "illegal". That doesn't make any sense to me. How can a human being be "illegal"?)
What do you see as our major differences?
NutmegYankee
(16,201 posts)Someone had pizza delivered.
stone space
(6,498 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=321172&sub=trans
stone space
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spanone
(135,859 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Long overdue
Neon Gods
(222 posts)...we're in BIG trouble!
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niyad
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(17,216 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)Segami
(14,923 posts)I LOVE IT!.............
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)The more recent ones had documents of some kind. Will that suffice? The earlier ones might have had something but it hasn't been preserved.
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arcane1
(38,613 posts)I bet you're a blast at parties.
Downwinder
(12,869 posts)Well, I'm still here but Name removed is gone. Pity!
arcane1
(38,613 posts)It was, like, so deep, man!
Downwinder
(12,869 posts)Maybe get in next to the Sheriff.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Downwinder
(12,869 posts)Nothing else to do with snow and ice on the ground.
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Oh the irony!
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arcane1
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arcane1
(38,613 posts)Hopefully somebody hung around to read it.
LiberalElite
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malaise
(269,157 posts)African Americans were stolen by white people and brought to America.
And they are likely to remain long after you are run off this MB
Bubye!!
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Congrats!
Sometimes the stupid just burns
arcane1
(38,613 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)ashes
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tiptonic
(765 posts)I love it. As part Cherokee, do i need to be worried?
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unionthug777
(740 posts)of course, I am biased, being native American.
native americans !!!!!
EX500rider
(10,849 posts)My Great-great etc grandfather came over in 1740 and I am 10th generation. Hardly a "immigrant" any more then someone whose ancestors crossed over from Asia.
AwakeAtLast
(14,133 posts)I know what you mean.
I'll turn myself in and volunteer to be sent back to where I was born. But that is less than 10 miles from where I already live. I must be a Native, because I was born here.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Born here = American.
that is how I understand the law, they are US citizens too.
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arcane1
(38,613 posts)And again and again...
Get over yourself.
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classof56
(5,376 posts)Perhaps that should be in NANC's constitution, one every citizen must swear to uphold.
And in the words of Chief Seattle: "Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect."
I've been watching Brule' videos all morning, and Paul LaRoche often uses this Lakota quote: "Mitakuye Oyasin. We are all related." With their words, songs and Native American dancers, Brule' never fails to touch my soul. Pretty amazing!
Thanks G_j, for calling attention to this website and the NANC's offer of amnesty for us white immigrants. Quite remarkable, given all the evil the White Man has foisted upon them. I know--this isn't realistic or real, but I surely do like the idea!
Blessings.
greiner3
(5,214 posts)And almost came to tears.
Smarmie Doofus
(14,498 posts)approach.
Fuddnik
(8,846 posts)Where do they send me? And who decides.
Hatchling
(2,323 posts)I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Wella
(1,827 posts)Just sayin.
Downwinder
(12,869 posts)ismnotwasm
(41,998 posts)Just sayin.
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Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)got it fur n squr.
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Mosaic
(1,451 posts)N/T
Panich52
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betsuni
(25,598 posts)I guess the only defense descendants could make for illegal Europeans moving right into North America without regard for anyone there first would be to say, "Hey, they made reservations!"
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Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)betsuni
(25,598 posts)Heh.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Major Nikon
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Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)There seems to be a run of people(or perhaps just one person) joining DU and then making a post in this thread 1 minute later.
Kinda trippy, eh?
OKNancy
(41,832 posts)especially with issues of race. He is also sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, racist troll
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)...and still some of them can't keep away. As pathetic as it is at least they offer some entertainment value.
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Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)...but I can't see them. Still quite telling that.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Posts, gets zapped, name and post removed, registers new account, gets zapped again, repeat...
This obsessive stalker must be a real prince to know IRL.
G_j
(40,367 posts)for a brief moment... almost.. but racism is never funny
BubbaFett
(361 posts)most hunter gatherer societies spent the majority of their time trying to acquire food or in spiritual bliss or a combination of both.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Many Native American tribes were stocking rivers with salmon and seeding clam beds. They were also very accomplished farmers that outproduced their European counterparts despite not having metal plows. When the Europeans arrived they wrote of rivers that contained more fish than water.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Yet our Thanksgiving myth implies that it was the Natives who were thankful for the big meal!
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)They were hybridized and produced by Native Americans long before the white man ever set foot on the continent.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)The Natives gave a great deal of wealth to the west, in so many ways.
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arcane1
(38,613 posts)You could even pay fines with tobacco. Stupid Brits. It was all one big British drug export operation, and the drug didn't even get you high.
Dumb-asses.
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arcane1
(38,613 posts)Nothing!
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Trillo
(9,154 posts)so I doubt hunting took all day, probably more like 5-10 minutes for the hunting portion of the daily meal.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)recently and I'm 98.5% European so I felt that living here was where I belonged anyway. So I don't need to be deported. I already left.
4lbs
(6,858 posts)Where do I go to get deported again?
Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)have done to the people, land and animals here. You did not deserve the horror (at the bidding of the ruling class) my ancestors inflicted upon you. My soul grieves for the suffering of your ancestors and you. My soul grieves at the acts of ugliness, cruelty and heartlessness beset upon you by my ancestors. My heart grieves with you from the current discrimination and abuse you still live under today. I promise to stand up for you, to defend and protect you in any way I can for the rest of my time on earth. With love and peace, Shirley
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Euphoria
(448 posts)needed; asking for forgiveness through humility, solidarity and action.
Awesome post.
G_j
(40,367 posts)weird
groundloop
(11,521 posts)I've seen a ton of "message removed" but was too late to the party to be able to laugh at whatever it was our troll was spewing.
G_j
(40,367 posts)whites not committing atrocities against the Native Americans and other nonsense. A real class act..
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Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)...just to create one post that gets immediately deleted and nobody sees.
Keep kicking the thread just to pull his chain again.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)If you keep this up he might catch on...eventually.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)You'd think he'd have carpal tunnel by now, but I hear he doesn't have much to work with
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)...and the rest of the year he blames his unemployable ineptitude on other people.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Brickbat
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Thank you, G_j.
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arcane1
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G_j
(40,367 posts)good work..to who ever..
Someone takes great offense to the notion of whites being illegal immigrants, and have dedicated their day to kicking this thread.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)I think they mostly just get off on saying ignorant shit that upsets some people. He's become something of a pet now
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arcane1
(38,613 posts)Dumb-ass