Can we just post here the things Bill O'Reilly has said that we know are 100% accurate

[LynneSin]

So far the one thing I know I cannot dispute as a lie - his name is Bill O'Reilly.

[unblock]

1. and just *why* won't he produce the long-form birth certificate to verify that claim?

[LynneSin]

4. Damnit that was all I had

you got me

[leftofcool]

2. How do we know this is 100% true?

I can't dispute it but certainly could not confirm his name is true.

[Fumesucker]

3. Actually his name is William...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_O%27Reilly_%28political_commentator%29

[titaniumsalute]

9. So he's even lied about his name??

What a dick.

[BlueJazz]

5. I believe one time, in a part of a sentence he used, he said "My Eyes"

I'm fairly sure he has Eyes.

[Fred Sanders]

6. Also all things Fox says that are for sure true...so far I got their real name IS Fox News...

then I got nothing.

[Orrex]

7. There was that stuff about falafel.

[sendero]

8. I got..

..... nothing.

[freebrew]

10. If anything he ever said wre true...

we could post it here.
Not enough bandwidth for the lies.
I only get 10Gb per month.

[Turbineguy]

11. Good idea

that will save time and effort.

Here's one:









I remember the time Sean Hannity spoke the truth in 2004: "But what do I know? I'm an idiot!"

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. He was raised in a working class family in Levit...... Bwaaahaaaha.... I can't

even make it through that sentence without cracking up.

[Lint Head]

13. He's covered with skin.

[Bigmack]

14. He said.... "I bloviate..."...

Shows you the value of edited quotes.

Full quote.... "I bloviate, but I bloviate about stuff I've seen."

So... he admits he bloviates.

[madinmaryland]

15. *crickets*

[COLGATE4]

16. Sure. Here are some examples:

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[Rex]

17. Well he said he doesn't understand how the Moon effects the oceans tides.

And he is 100% correct, he has no fucking clue at all!

[JHB]

18. He didn't know what "play out" means for the end of a broadcast