GA state Rep. Tom Kirby (R) “has taken a bold stance against man-made centaurs, werewolves

[Panich52]

David Ferguson reports for Raw Story that Georgia state Rep. Tom Kirby (R) “has taken a bold stance against man-made centaurs, werewolves and other ‘human-animal hybrids’ with a bill outlawing the mixing of human and animal genetic material.” But he’s not against naturally occurring hybrids: “Y’know the mermaids in the ocean, that’s been around for a long time,” Kirby explained. “I don’t think we should create them. But if they exist, that’s fine.”

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[niyad]

1. bill was actually reading an Onion story, yes?

[guillaumeb]

2. how does Tom Kirby feel

about human-animal sex? We all know how those Georgia boys feel about sheep. I guess as long as the sheep does not become pregnant and give birth to a human-animal hybrid it is alright.

I read that Kirby majored in animal husbandry at school. Perhaps he misunderstood what "animal husbandry" really means. Or I misunderstand.

[GeorgeGist]

3. Jesus was a hybrid.