My foot is aching today. Maybe I should

[shraby]

swallow a camera and see what's the matter with it.

[FSogol]

1. Maybe it would be better just to restrict foot-care for women.

[H2O Man]

2. Recommended.

Thank you!

[In_The_Wind]

3. Do you think that'll work?

[pinboy3niner]

4. Maybe if he uses a Zumi lens

[In_The_Wind]

8. The entire idea is utterly absurd

[shraby]

6. Absolutely! A legislator said swallowing a camera might be used to diagnose

conditions and we all know they are always right.

[In_The_Wind]

9. As another DUer suggested: The legislator should use the same method for a prostate exam.

Let's see how he likes that.

[rurallib]

5. A few years ago Dr. Bill Frist was able to make a diagnosis

on Terry Shiavo. So it must work

[logosoco]

7. Just wrap it up in a bread bag and you'll be fine!!!!!!!!!!!nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. It might work if you're an arch conservative.

[pinboy3niner]

11. *Snort*

[DavidDvorkin]

12. It couldn't hurt

As my mother might have said.

Of course, if the camera is big and/or has sharp edges, then it could hurt.

[awoke_in_2003]

13. Don't be silly...

your foot is much lower- the camera has to go in the butt

On edit: to remember a classic DU moment- "Don't tutch the but"

second edit: link http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7950254

[awoke_in_2003]

14. Oh, and scroll down for the chapstick story. nt