My wife had a stomach ache last night. I told her to swallow this and we'll find out what is wrong.

[trumad]

She looked at me funny.

[Turbineguy]

1. That flash

is a good idea. It can get dark down there.

[BlueCaliDem]

2. ROFL, trumad!

You've got a wicked mind.

[In_The_Wind]

7. indeed

[randys1]

3. Babies come from when a man and woman eat the same cake...

And that no good son of a bitch asshole kochsucking Woman hating asshole passed LEGISLATION governing what Women can do with their bodies

This should make all of us so angry we cant see straight, why doesnt it?


http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/293718211.html

[shraby]

9. He's going to be laughed out of town because he's a fool who opened his mouth

and verified that he's a fool.

[randys1]

23. Laughed out of where he is from? I think he will be more popular now, not less

But I am a cynical asshole too

[Segami]

4. Did you use a camera cable release?

[Iggo]

5. ...and where does the picture come out?

[shraby]

6. Mark one for Trumad! That's funny!

[Auggie]

8. You moron ...

don't you know it's impossible to develop film these days?

[Sancho]

13. Don't you mean "maroon"?

[mopinko]

10. dont babies come from

swallowing watermelon seeds? all the kids i know think this.

[packman]

18. No- you're wrong

they come from sitting on toilet seats in public restrooms.

[riqster]

25. It seems they come from oral sex.

How else could one get the, ahem, fertilizing agent into the stomach?

[packman]

26. Well, now-

I'm totally confused. Better ask my wife.

[Quasimodem]

37. What does your wife know about female anatomy?

Better ask an Asshat Republican Representative.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

35. And only baptist preachers can get VD from toilet seats and doorknobs.

Everybody else gets those diseases (now called STDs for you whippersnappers) the usual way--by being real friendly.



Trumad, you need an ass kicking by Skittles! Skittles, where is your giant industrial strength can of whoop ass???

[Atman]

11. I think I have hemorrhoids...so I asked a Republican to stick his head up my ass.

He wouldn't, because he thought it was gay.

[cui bono]

12. Silly trumad...

You don't swallow a camera to inspect your stomach... you swallow it to inspect your cervix! And I've heard you can inspect your toes with one as well but I think that's still in the experimental stages.

[trumad]

14. Mama!

[Quasimodem]

38. Forget Kodachrome, it's only 64 ASA.

You'll need to use Konica 3200 film and have her say "AHHHH!" during the exposure.

[uppityperson]

15. You should given her a diaphragm to help push things along.

[littlemissmartypants]

20. And the rube wearing the Rand Paul pin couldn't do it with a diagram. nt

[valerief]

16. Years ago, I swallowed a Polaroid Swinger camera and I had the wildest weekend of my life.

[DeSwiss]

19. Ali McGraw!

[Buenaventura]

30. DAMN! I’ve had hemorrhoids ever since. Could't be 'cause …

oh, never mind. I meant polaroids.

[pinboy3niner]

34. "I meant polaroids."

[Quasimodem]

39. Polaroids are to photography what hemorrhoids are to assholes. n/t

[lamp_shade]

17. OMG.....

[littlemissmartypants]

21. We have a Winner!

Thanks.

[Brigid]

22. I got one of those for my thirteenth birthday!

[TeeYiYi]

24. You'll need this...

TYY

[elleng]

27. No DOUBT she did,

you ARE funny!!!

[MisterP]

28. GOP's starting to rip off Buggles songs

[Helen Borg]

29. Of course! Those flash boxes are poisonous!

[PatrynXX]

31. today we have worm cams

besides the joke... can she swallow a very thin camera? eh probably be out of focus all the way down

[Jack Rabbit]

32. You've been listening to too many right wing talking points

Anybody would look at you funny in that event.

If you think you're going to be a father, then wait until she starts knitting booties. That's a good test.

[SoapBox]

33. Oh...that's good.

[TexasMommaWithAHat]

36. LOL Well, it is funny until you actually do have to

swallow a tiny camera to see what's wrong in your gastro-intestinal tract.

[Quasimodem]

40. Gastroscopy. Been there, done that, but please dear Dog ....

... never doom me to a colonoscopy.

[TexasMommaWithAHat]

41. haha been there, done that

Believe me, the prepping is far, far worse than the procedure.

Especially if you gag or throw up easily.

[pinboy3niner]

46. At least you won't have to SWALLOW the camera

[Liberal_in_LA]

42. that bulb brings back memories

[greatauntoftriplets]

43. This might give you a sharper image.

[muriel_volestrangler]

44. Silly - now that we have glow-in-the-dark embryos, you don't need a flash

Georgia Lawmaker Wants To Make Sure Embryos Don't Glow In The Dark
And as that other Republican lawmaker told us, those internal parts are all connected up somehow, aren't they?

[madinmaryland]

45. I took quite a few pictures at several Pittsburgh Pirates games back when they were World Series

Contenders just about every year with that camera!!

It was the late 1970's and down at Three Rivers Stadium. BTW, attendance at that stadium in the 70's resembled the attendance today at Marlins park!!

[taterguy]

47. Only a dumbass uses an X15 next to a river