Millions Mourn as Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 66, Found Alive

[WhoIsNumberNone]

Millions of Americans awoke this morning to the tragic news that rocker Ted Nugent was still alive. The news broke early and sent shock waves through the rock and roll community, and throughout the Republican Party, where Nugent is well-known for his support for conservative causes, and fierce advocacy for the rights of hunters and gun owners. The National Rifle Association issued the following statement:

Ted Nugent has proudly and patriotically served on the NRA’s board of directors since 1995. The Association shares a deep sense of shock with our 4.5 million members and countless millions of supporters as details of this catastrophic event continue to unfold.

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), one of several organizations Nugent violently criticized in the past, also issued a statement expressing condolences.

http://examiner.com.co/rockeractivist-ted-nugent-found-alive-age-66/

[bravenak]

1. He is a liar!!! Dead or in jail he said...

I remember the countdown clock. He promised to be dead or in jail if Obama was reelected. He gave a date certain. Nothing. I woke up that morning expecting him to be dead or in jail. I never got over it.

[pennylane100]

2. Your headline definitely woke me up this morning.

I was feeling guilty because I was unable to stop feeling happy about it and then just as quickly, the happiness and the guilt vanished.
Great post.

[Turbineguy]

3. I have a wide monitor

so I have to move my eyes to read the headline. For a tiny moment there was a glimmer of hope.

[aikoaiko]

4. Lol. Good one.

[ND-Dem]

5. I was hoping he'd had a heart attack.

[jmowreader]

26. That's the one thing he'll never die of

You need a heart for that.

[ND-Dem]

27. silly me; i forgot that detail.

[Arugula Latte]

6. NO!

Say it ain't so. He's too young to go on living.

[guillaumeb]

7. Andy Borowitz would be proud

nicely done.

Ted is proof that listening and playing music at high volumes can cause brain damage.

[Hoyt]

8. You upset gun lovers everywhere, loss of the racist NRA Board Member would be devastating to them.

[jimlup]

9. damn!

I am ashamed to be in the same home State as that asshole lunatic.

[LongTomH]

10. Ya beat me to it! I was gonna post a link to this!

[Autumn]

11. I read "Millions Mourn as Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 66, Found" got happy and then

saw "Alive". You ruined my day.


here's a damn rec

[A Simple Game]

22. Come on, you should have figured it out when you read the "Millions Mourn" part. n/t

[Autumn]

23. You do know there are millions of idiots in this country. Hellooooo republican party?

[A Simple Game]

25. OK, you do have a point. n/t

[Mnemosyne]

12. Damn mind, sees what it wants sometmes .K&R! nt

[brett_jv]

13. This news IS tragic ...

That is all ...

[Voice for Peace]

14. damn! I got so excited for a fraction of a second

until I read the entire headline. boo

[AtomicKitten]

15. LOL.

k&r

[ciaobaby]

17. PETA Haters celebrate

I'm guessing all the PETA haters on this site are just thrilled they still have Ted Nugent in their camp !
Be aware of those who share your hate.

[gregcrawford]

18. Sooner or later...

... the father of some 12 year-old girl he's molested will put him down.

What does it say about the NRA of today that they express admiration for a draft-dodging child molester who shoots endangered species from a helicopter for the fun of it?

[ND-Dem]

28. i've wondered the same thing. the world no longer makes sense now that conservatives

defend draft-dodging child molesters like Ted Nugent.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

19. Reminds me of isdickcheneydeadyet.com.

[lark]

20. NRA and Nugent

made for each other. Both despicably promote unsafe gun ownership with no restrictions whatsoever, no child locks, no safes, no restrictions on magazine size, fully automatic is aok, parents shouldn't be jailed for unsafe gun storage, etc. etc.. America is already so unsafe, think how much worse it would be if these cretins had their way.

[nolabear]

21. Oh no. What a tragedy!

I had such hope. Now I have only my tears.

[JosiahS]

24. re: Millions Mourn as Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 66, Found Alive

HI-Larious!!! "Billions" Mourn I was thinking! There'a another huge LOL on the same site re: Rudy Giuiliani's recent back in the limelight Obamabashing the other day. That's the way I prefer to deal with all the Obama bashers who have access to a wide audience, with a big fat LOL. Helps to keep me from shaking my head too much in disbelief!

http://examiner.com.co/giuliani-hospitalized-after-suffering-an-america-erection-lasting-longer-than-4-hours/

[cwydro]

30. Welcome to DU!

[hifiguy]

29. As usual there is a Monty Python reference for everything