Obama Makes It Through Another Day Of Resisting Urge To Launch All U.S. Nuclear Weapons At Once
WASHINGTON—Despite being constantly tempted by the seductive power of having an apocalyptic arsenal at his fingertips, President Barack Obama somehow made it through another day Tuesday without unlocking the box on his desk that houses "the button" and launching all 5,113 U.S. nuclear warheads.
Though the president confirmed his schedule was packed with security briefings, public appearances, and cabinet meetings, he said he couldn't help but steal a few glances at the bright red button, which is "right there, staring at [him], all the time."
Tuesday marks the 841st-straight day Obama has withstood the button's powerful allure.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-makes-it-through-another-day-of-resisting-ur,20364
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Him and two hundred million OTHER Americans!
rocktivity
ME, DAMMIT!
That proves he was born there.
I was wondering if somebody else was thinking about this.
