Woman proves Fossils are fakes

[packman]

Last edited Sat Feb 14, 2015, 06:25 PM - Edit history (1)

Probably a graduate from the Sarah Palin University on-line school, she with nothing more than a can of plaster mix proves definitely that all of us are victims of greedy paleontologists:

[Gothmog]

1. This lady is an idiot

[hobbit709]

4. you're insulting idiots.

[Gothmog]

6. The science denial is getting really sad

[Scuba]

2. Well, there you have it. The scientific method wins again!

Brings the old phrase "dumb as a box of rocks" to life!!

[phylny]

12. Now that's clever, Scuba :) n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. Got it. God invented Spackle so paleontologists could get rich.

In the same way that *He* invented gravity so shoemakers could get rich.

[dixiegrrrrl]

43. By jove, I think you've got it!

Now, repeat after me..
"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."




( Us Boomers will get that)

[HappyMe]

5. Wow.

Honestly, how dizzy can't you get.

[edhopper]

7. Except the first fossils were discovered

long before the idea of dinosaurs was postulated.

http://www.scholastic.com/teachers/article/when-was-first-dinosaur-discovered

So you kinda are a moron and a liar.

[wheniwasincongress]

9. From that link

Across the ocean in North America, dinosaur tracks were studied in the Connecticut Valley, beginning in the 1830's. They were believed to belong to enormous ravens, freed from Noah's Ark after the Great Flood

[edhopper]

10. What are we laughing at?

[CanSocDem]

19. A sunday school teacher.

[LiberalAndProud]

46. Yikes!

[wheniwasincongress]

24. Laughing at

enormous ravens from Noah's Ark.

[edhopper]

25. That's what they thought

a couple of hundred years ago.

The article is just pointing that out. You don't assume the article is suggesting it true?

[wheniwasincongress]

65. you really can't tell?

[edhopper]

68. I think it's obvious

they are putting fossils in a historical context and not disputing that they are dinosaurs.
They are in no way saying the Raven thing is true, just what people at the time thought.

[Adsos Letter]

13. As far back as the ancient Greeks and Romans...

From The First Fossil Hunters: Paleontology in Greek and Roman Times

...the Greeks and Romans were well aware that a different breed of creatures once inhabited their lands. They frequently encountered the fossilized bones of these primeval beings, and they developed sophisticated concepts to explain the fossil evidence, concepts that were expressed in mythological stories.
http://www.amazon.com/The-First-Fossil-Hunters-Paleontology/dp/0691089779

[edhopper]

16. Good find

Woman is an idiot

[99Forever]

8. Another living proof of...

... the brilliance of religious "thinking."

Dinosaurs make Baby Geeezuz cry.

[COLGATE4]

11. Valedictorian of the 'Cut and Paste Community

College'.

[phylny]

14. Please don't denegrate this woman's university experience.

It's obviously her graduate thesis from Liberty University. Show a little respect.

[COLGATE4]

15. I sit corrected. nt

[NuclearDem]

23. Go Pasties!

[COLGATE4]

48. I believe she was the head cheerleader.

Go Pasties!!!!!!!

[jpak]

17. I wonder what else was "fake" in that video....

[Brother Buzz]

30. No Spackle was used in shaping that goddess

SO STOP SAYING THAT!

[Bohunk68]

47. Thanks for posting this/

Haven't seen that in quite awhile and the columns were always funny.

[procon]

18. All I wanna know is where she lays her eggs

so we can wipe put her species before they infest everything.

[TransitJohn]

20. Where do these fucking idiots think all these 'millions of dollars'

are in science? Fucks' sakes, the climate change deniers parrot the same bullshit. There are only a few people getting the pathetically-funded NSF grants. I hate these smug self-righteous idiots.

[edhopper]

21. Hey

dumbbell, when you use your iphone for a video, turn it to landscape.

[flying rabbit]

22. The stupid is strong in this one.

I feel dumber for having watched that.

[edhopper]

26. This is from the YouTube channel

"Christians Against Dinosaurs"
Which would be an awesome movie.

[Keefer]

27. Shouldn't the title say

"WOMAN proves Fossils are fakes"? I was expecting to see a group of women.

[guillaumeb]

28. You are all forgetting one important scientific principle

You bunch of smarties, with your insistence on facts and logic and evidence are all forgetting the First Principle of Faith based science:

If I do not believe it than it cannot be true.

And the Second Principle:

If it makes me uncomfortable it cannot be true.

So there!!

[KittyWampus]

29. seems almost like a "can you top this" phenomenon.

[JHB]

31. There's another thread about this "Christians Against Dinosaurs" person...

...where it got into a whole "Poe's Law" debate: is it stupidity, or brilliant trolling?

After checking not just this video but taking a look at their YouTube page, I think I'm moving out of the "it's brilliant trolling" camp, and into the "holy crap, there are piles of old tires that have more brain cells in whatever's growing in the stagnant rainwater trapped in them than these people are using" camp.

[salin]

36. The whole dinosaurs don't go with family values statement... put me on the trolling side...

but like you I did a little surfing. And found an article that appearts to be more than 4 years old on this topic. The article is titled Dinosaurs: Science or Science Fiction. http://ocii.com/~dpwozney/dinosaurs.htm

It reads like the video.

Wow. and Yikes.

[salin]

40. and another one from 2009

http://web.archive.org/web/20021130220822/larrywebsite.htmlplanet.com/SexyLar/dinosaurs

there appears to be a small cottage industry around disproving that dinosaurs existed. Who knrew?

[mindem]

32. Arrogant much?

The fact of the matter is that the existence of God has never definitively been proved. All of her bluster and all of the pushing of faith by right wing, fundamentalist christians is groundless. She can believe what she wants >>>>>but it should end there.

[MohRokTah]

33. She has GOT to be a Betty Bowers copycat wannabe, RIGHT?

I mean, nobody could be that completely STUPID, could they?

[Jacoby365]

37. Yes. Blind followers of faith.

I used to work with a grown man that said dinosaurs never existed. When I brought up the existence of dinosaur fossils, his reply was that they are just rocks that happen to be in the shape of bones. I asked him where he learned that. His reply: My pastor.

[Thor_MN]

34. How does someone so fricking stupid manage to provide for themselves?

I wouldn't hire her to be a counterweight for a dumbwaiter.

[onethatcares]

35. ok, we lost

when did sarah start giving paleotology courses?

that bucket of spackle more resembles her brain than anything of substance.

[edhopper]

38. She's the real life version of this girl

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-girl-you-wish-you-hadnt-started-a-conversation-with-at-a-party---christmas/n30774

[LiberalAndProud]

39. She's a true believer.

I remember getting a religious lesson devoted to debunking the fossil record. It was ... interesting. It appears that some deeply held religious convictions may stunt intellectual development.

[font size="1"]You've got to be carefully taught.[/font]

[pnwest]

41. That is unbelievable. I can't even come up

with snark equal to the mind boggling stupidity - and arrogance. Spackle. I mean, really.

[SidDithers]

42. The BFEE are behind fake fossils...

oh, and the Oligarch Rulers. Them too.

Sid

[MattBaggins]

44. She filmed this in portrait mode

For that alone she can be dismissed.

[ballabosh]

45. I have to say she was right about one thing

It certainly was insightful.

[salin]

49. She reminds me of Christine O'Donnell

[Brother Buzz]

58. She does have Christine O'Donnell's smug confidence even when dead wrong

[NightWatcher]

50. Her first stop should be that Creationist museum with Jesus on a Dinosaur

Ok, so it isn't Jesus but that Ken Ham guy thinks that Dinos and Disciples hung out together. They like to try to make science fit their batshit insane dogma...which it doesn't.

[LittleBlue]

51. Watch 1:03 without the volume on

I zoomed ahead with speakers on mute. Wasn't prepared for that.

[Quackers]

69. Thread winner!

[Archae]

52. Why is it sooner or later we're going to learn this is a fake?

It just sounds too stupid to be real.

So we'll find out about it being fake from cracked.com or Snopes, sooner or later.

[salin]

54. try the following

google :dinosaur hoax

I was suprised - but there are a number of nutty things people have posted on the web about this. Over a period of time.

My first impression on another thread (about the lady banned from a mommy's forum for on rants about Christians against Dinosaur's) brilliant trolling. Parody heaven.

But then I saw this - and surfed the web a bit - and..... there's a whole little subculture out there that think Paleontogists are in it for the money and are hoaxing us all!

Its both disturbing and amusing at the same time.

[frylock]

53. go ahead and keep swilling the kool-aid served up by big paleontology, sheep

[spanone]

55. my dog is light years smarter than this empty headed dolt

[Avalux]

56. I'm guessing she had her heart broken by a money-grubbing paleontologist.

And she's on a rampage to discredit his profession. That's about as believable a reason as any for her tragic ignorance. I really don't think it's satire.

[SomethingFishy]

57. One question. What MILLIONS OF DOLLARS?

What the fuck is this ignorant fuckstick babbling about? She sounds like Dr Evil when she talks about the millions of dollars paleontologists are making.

Average pay for paleontologist: $80,000 a year.

Gee I wonder how much her pastor makes bilking fools out of their money...

[PoliticAverse]

59. Should be 'Woman' (singular) not 'Women' (plural). n/t

[OregonBlue]

60. The stupid is strong in this one. Her mannerisms remind me of Sarah Palin.

More coherent than Sarah Palin but just as stupid.

[Glassunion]

61. Her SO came home and was pissed.

They now have a hole in a wall where she punched out (maybe rammed with her head) the drywall for another one of her "insightful" videos.

In her next video where she "proves" that oil does not come from the imaginary dinosaur, but instead comes from Mr. Valvoline. Downside was that she had to punch a hole in the oil pan of the family SUV to prove the point.

[TimeToEvolve]

62. SOMEBODY QUICK!!

Find this woman's kids and give them a frayed electrical cord!, or expose them to measles.. or both..
stupidity of this magnitude cannot be allowed to reproduce!!!!

[mrs_p]

63. This lowly virologist

Doesn't know what the fuck just happened. I mean, I just don't even understand her argument.

[hifiguy]

64. I defer to Einstein's judgment

[Ramses]

66. not a brain cell in her head

The gene pool for intelligence dried up before it got to her

[NanceGreggs]

67. With a brain like that ...

... she'll probably end up being a Republican VP nominee someday.

[salin]

70. wow. They have a twitter page

https://twitter.com/fakefossils