Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms

[niyad]

We Have Always Been At War With Erotic Terror


Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms


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Rick Santorum, whose mommy named him after a nasty possible byproduct of doing erotic liberty poorly, specifically splooted these words from his mouth:
“Freedom of speech isn’t really worth much if you can’t speak what you believe. Freedom of assembly doesn’t mean much if you can’t assemble for what you believe. Same thing with freedom of the press, same thing with the newfound freedom to do whatever you want to do from a sexual orientation — not a sexual orientation — a sexual activity point of view, that to me is a much lower freedom because is an activity, it is not at the heart of who you are.”

Ha ha so wait just a minute here, we think he is saying that all of the other Freedoms come from the Freedom of Religion, because why would you even want to do those other freedoms if it wasn’t for Jesus? Why would you speak out or assemble for anything else? I mean, I know that there are some other causes out there, like maybe liberal evil people who might assemble to protect a woman’s right to choose to go see Rick Santorum’s wife’s ex-boyfriend for all the abortions, but those causes are Not Important because they have nothing to do with helping people like Rick Santorum discriminate against ladies gays Muslims everyone in service of his perpetually butthurt God.
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And we are sorry, Rick Santorum and all you other patriotic geniuses who will lose to Hillary Clinton by LOL margins in 2016, and we know that you hate Americans for it, just like the terrorists hate us for it, but people have FOUGHT AND DIED for our erotic freedoms, and we will not take this sort of tyrannical assault on our liberty lying down. In point of fact, there are a lot of positions we like to try, when responding to threats of this sort, you know, mix things up a little bit, gotta keep the spice alive somehow.

Anyway, the opposite of erotic liberty is erotic tyranny and erotic terror, which must mean that Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee and Ben Carson and the rest are Erotic Terrorists, and we cannot let the terrorists win, so UP IN THE AIR OUR LEGS MUST GOETH, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

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[GeorgeGist]

1. Brownbacking again, Ricky?

[jwirr]

2. No, you got it all wrong. He just has political erotica envy.

[davidn3600]

3. Some here in DU have problems with erotic freedom too

Some people right here think porn of consenting adults should be banned.

Just saying...

[AgingAmerican]

4. That was my first though also

But I doubt any of them chime in on the side of Santorum...

[prayin4rain]

5. Hhhmmmm... I've never

seen anyone on DU make the case that porn should be banned.

[niyad]

6. the usual derailment that comes up in such discussions.

[tabbycat31]

7. This guy is such a textbook case

If I can't get laid, then nobody is going to get laid.

And he's also a classic case of repressed homosexuality.

[niyad]

8. there are 8 children, so one presumes he got laid at least that many times, or. . . .

[tabbycat31]

10. And the thought of that makes me cringe

Pass the brain bleach!

It's like he wants sex to be illegal or something.

[Initech]

9. Porn = freedom of speech.

If Santorum and the rest of the American Taliban don't support the first amendment, they can always move to Saudi Arabia.