Breaking: "NBC’s Brian Williams Drops Claims To Have Been Personally Beheaded by Al Qaeda"

[Kaleva]

"NEW YORK – NBC news anchor Brian Williams has publicly dropped his claim that he was personally beheaded by al Qaeda in Iraq, saying he had misremembered the event.

Williams, known as ‘The Most Trusted NBC Nightly News Anchor in America’ has admitted, “I was never captured by al Qaeda in Iraq in May 2004, nor murdered by AQI leader Abu Musab al Zarqawi” in a notorious propaganda video."

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/02/brian-williams-drops-claim-beheaded-by-al-qaeda/#ixzz3RDI81FbG

[braddy]

1. I just knew it, I was suspicious of his claim of being beheaded, from the very beginning.

[Kaleva]

4. I like the ‘The Most Trusted NBC Nightly News Anchor in America’ part!

It's pretty easy being the most trusted when one is the ONLY NBC Nightly News Anchor in America.

[Politicalboi]

2. LOL!

Is he sure?

[nc4bo]

3. Bwahahaha!

Good one.

[cwydro]

5. Well see,

He just "conflated" his head with another's.

[Hutzpa]

6. I thought he was the one doing the beheading

[Marie Marie]

7. Well, he is a talking head so it could have happened....

and we may not have known if the camera angle was just right.

[pinboy3niner]

8. I believed him

Apparently I just lost my head for a moment.

[Ken Burch]

9. It's understandable.

After all, Brian's never been quite the same since he was assassinated in that motorcade in Dallas.

[Dr. Strange]

10. The important thing is not to blame all of Islam.

This was the act of a very small sect of Islam, created in the 70s by Brian Williams (peace be upon him) while he was in college.

[cwydro]

18. ...

[Blue Owl]

11. Rumor has it some heads will be rolling over at NBC

n/t

[pinboy3niner]

12. "NBC--we're one step a head of the news."

[Blue Owl]

13. "And now tonight's top story decap... er, I mean recap...."

[pinboy3niner]

17. Gotta love their talking heads. nt

[Ichingcarpenter]

14. yet .................he was there

I saw it on the internet.............lol

[Exhibit A]

15. LOL! n/t

[MFM008]

16. ouch baby

very ouch lol.