Can we call it or can we call it? Guess who Ted Nugent supports for president?

[Archae]

Yup. Princess Sparklemoose.

Oh, and later in the article Nugent blames the "liberal mongrels" for Palin quitting her old job.

Ted Nugent: Sarah Palin The 'Perfect Example' Of Founding Fathers' Vision

Submitted by Brian Tashman on Friday, 2/6/2015 3:45 pm

In an interview last month with Lars Larson, National Rifle Association board member Ted Nugent blamed President Obama’s election on people who forgot that “Martin Luther King died so that we would someday judge by content of character instead of color of skin.” It seems that Americans missed out on voting for a true American hero: Sarah Palin. “She is my hero,” Nugent said of the former half-term Alaska governor. “Sarah Palin is the perfect example of what our Founding Fathers envisioned for an experiment in self-government.”

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/ted-nugent-sarah-palin-perfect-example-founding-fathers-vision#sthash.c3qImeGO.dpuf

[onehandle]

1. Ted, Sarah. The GOP don't speak for you.

Third party time...

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Teddy Diapercrust never disappoints.

Keep yappin', you moran.

[pinboy3niner]

3. In a way, I think Sarah Palin is why the Pilgrims fled here

And why Native Americans have healing ceremonies in sweat lodges.

[DFW]

4. Sure. After all, look at the writings of the founding fathers

Didn't they advocate dishonesty, stupidity, cowardice, greed, and ignorance?

Oops, gotta check some more of their writings.

If Ted Nugent says they advocated all that, then surely they must have.

Didn't they?

[pinboy3niner]

11. Ted Nugent--still spewing from both ends

I've posted here before that he and I reported for our draft physicals the same year.

I got the Combat Infantryman Badge and the Purple Heart, and he spewed. And he's a celebrity.

Not that I should be a celeb--there were many of us who served and sacrificed and didn't see ourselves as special. Especially when we survived, unlike so many of our friends.

But seeing that chickenhawk treated with anything but shame is a real mind-blower to me and a lot of my comrades.

[nomorenomore08]

25. +1000

[arthritisR_US]

5. Isn't she a little old for him?

[jmowreader]

6. I don't think that's the real problem

Todd Palin has lots of guns, enough influential friends to keep anyone from asking nosy questions like "why did someone go to your house and never leave?", a moose grinder, an airplane and directions to the nearest place where polar bears live.

And Ted knows this.

[bravenak]

27. Mud flats too.

On the Old Seward Hwy, you can pull over and see the mudflats below. They can just about suck in anything. I imagine that they could handle a Ted Nugent sized package if Tood needed a spot to put it.

[jmowreader]

29. It would be possible...

...but wouldn't it be safer to convert him into polar bear shit by grinding him up and dumping him on the nearest ice floe?

[bravenak]

31. Too far North to reach.

You'd have to go damn near up to the North Slope to find a Polar bear. Got Grizzlys in the forests and the parks, though. They might want some. Might just wanna make him into Burger and feed him to the ocean. Lots of critters there to eat em. Plenty of choices. I though about it while watching dexter.

[jmowreader]

32. Should we be ashamed of ourselves...

...trying to think of ways to dispose of Ted Nugent's body without being discovered?

[bravenak]

33. Blame him!! He drove us to it!!

He promised to be dead or in jail if Obama won again.

[nruthie]

7. He's no spring chicken himself.

[arthritisR_US]

21. No he isn't but I don't think he goes for

anything older than 15.

[Generic Other]

12. There's an underage daughter they might want to keep him away from

Ted Nugent's song "Jailbait" written when he was 32:

"Well, I don't care if you're just 13

You look too good to be true

I just know that you're probably clean...

Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine...

It's quite alright, I asked your mama

Wait a minute, officer

Don't put those handcuffs on me

Put them on her, and I'll share her with you"

The album's next track is titled "I Am a Predator."

[arthritisR_US]

20. Are those lyrics from the RW party platform? nt

[Generic Other]

24. Now that you mention it...

I believe dendroanalysis of the party platform reveals an extensive pattern of inbreeding over successive generations.

[nomorenomore08]

26. Actually, they're from a live album called 'Intensities in Ten Cities.'

And yes, I think that idiotic pun is fairly indicative of the man's intelligence level.

[Orsino]

8. Fuck yeah. Palin embodies the Founders' vision perfectly.

That's exactly why they made sure women could vote.

[Jackpine Radical]

9. I guessed it.

Even I, a total ignoramus who never watches TV & probably wouldn't recognize Nugent from Adam unless I could smell his pants, knew just enough about that pair to know the answer to this question.

[madokie]

10. Princess Sparklemoose

fits her to a T
LOL

[Thinkingabout]

13. She promised Ted he could be VP.

[pinboy3niner]

14. Vice Predator?

[Thinkingabout]

16. only if he likes her moose chili

[jmowreader]

30. He likes any food someone will give him free

Does Ted hunt as much as he does because it's the heritage of America, or because he'd be raiding the dumpster out behind the Piggly Wiggly if he didn't? The royalties from "Love Grenade" had to be abysmal, to say the least.

[nyquil_man]

15. Washed-Up Hack Endorses Washed-Up Hack nt

[Half-Century Man]

17. Actually, Palin is what our founding fathers would have envisioned

after experimenting with self-medication.
I'm guessing a kilo of psilocybin.

[spanone]

18. really, after huckabee kissed his shit-stained ass?

awww mikey, teddy likes sarah. (:

[old guy]

19. So the founders perfect example

is an ignorant. drunken. hillbilly from Alaska? Who knew!

[Blue Owl]

22. Hey there Valentine, Ted's filling his pants for you...

n/t

[Rosa Luxemburg]

23. Ted Nugent is probably hallucinating as usual

[Turbineguy]

28. Sarah Palin is what the Founding Fathers envsioned?

We've obviously been doing this all wrong for the last nearly 239 years.

[Zambero]

34. They could see Wasilla into the future from their house

Can't get much more envisioning than that!