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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGOP Builds Full-Scale Replica Of Struggling Ohio Town To Train Presidential Hopefuls
?8426MARTINSDALE, MTIn an effort to improve the partys chances in the 2016 election, GOP officials announced Thursday that the Republican National Committee has built a functional full-scale replica of a struggling Ohio town in which to train presidential hopefuls.
Top-level Republican sources told reporters they have been using the fake town of Stocktonville, OH, which is located in a remote stretch of central Montana, to rigorously prepare candidates since completing construction of the 18-square-mile facility last month. According to GOP leaders, the recently erected village, which is inhabited by 33,000 actors coached to portray middle-class Americans such as small-business owners and auto workers, replicates every location and personal interaction a candidate could expect to encounter while campaigning in a critical Rust Belt swing county.
Every morning, we start running our candidates through their itinerary of simulated voter meet-and-greets at Stocktonvilles mock schools, shopping centers, and town squares, having them redo each leg over and over until they get it right, said Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus, noting how the locality has been meticulously crafted to reflect an unemployment rate of 8.3 percent, a median income of $38,000, and a sense of uneasiness about the direction of the country. So, whether its learning to naturally put on a hardhat and Carhartt jacket to impress the workers at one of our six artificial factories, or tossing out the first pitch at our life-size double-A baseball field, our fully immersive training grounds provide a safe place for candidates to work out the kinks before running for office.
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Presidential hopefuls reportedly find meet-and-greets to be the most grueling aspect of training.
With enough repetition in here, theyll soon be interacting with real voters on the campaign trail based on nothing but pure muscle memory, Priebus continued
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gop-builds-fullscale-replica-of-struggling-ohio-to,37948/
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GOP Builds Full-Scale Replica Of Struggling Ohio Town To Train Presidential Hopefuls (Original Post)
Katashi_itto
Feb 2015
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Rex
(65,616 posts)1. I always have to scroll down to see if it the onion first.
So hard to tell what is satire and what is real when it comes to repukes.
Nearly impossible.
Rex
(65,616 posts)3. I believed it to be factual, until I saw the link.
You are so correct, nearly impossible to tell nowadays.
daleanime
(17,796 posts)4. With nearly a billion to use....
wouldn't be hard to do.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)5. I could tell it was a fake article
They wouldn't build it in America... They would build it it in India to take advantage of the cheaper labor and vast pool of English speaking desperate natives.
sorefeet
(1,241 posts)6. I lived in Martinsdale for a couple
months one winter. It wouldn't be a good place for it. I live about 90 miles from there now, I was going to hop in the car and check it out. Onion.